Ben Rettke

My name is Ben Rettke. You can find me tattooing from noon-8pm Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday at Creative Images tattoo in Fridley 763-572-2017

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I just entered to win tix to see Gogol Bordello @firstavenue (https://t.co/D9DIfIx73d) https://t.co/kCyqUouexJ

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Machete don't text!

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This week has been a very ominous assignment.. with overtones of extreme personal danger

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You guys had me at blood and seamen.

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It's very close now...

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iPhone 4=fuk yeah!!

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I'm as hard as a diamond in a ice storm right now;)

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That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on:)

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Fucking AWESOME night!!

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The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when your uncool.

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Still drawing! And despite all the crazieness of my first couple days back, I'm staying afloat and happy to be back!

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Had a shop meeting tonight at First Ave. With the black keys. Pretty fukin RAD!!!!

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Rain rain go away come back at night and not the day! Fuk you rain you hurt my knees come on back when yer not such a skeez! Fuk you rai ...

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We will need a fast car, with no top, tape player (for special music), and Acapulco shirts:)

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When the sun comes up.. It will be on your side

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I'm pretty sure if I'm not successful putting my new windscreen on THIS time I'm gunna go ape-shit-bananas!

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I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro:)

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let's do some gratuitous violence:)

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He approached the road at a medium pace, STOPPED, looked BOTH ways, and proceeded with caution!!!!!

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Today I saw the smartest deer alive!!