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On my third glass of Cabernet discussing Scandal with your mother in the kitchen.

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Hello Twitter, remember me? Anyway, in case this is the only social you follow me on, I drew some fun pictures in quarantine & now I’m selling prints here https://t.co/oEk3rJpf3m check it out & lmk what ya think!

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Bad challenge with the holy trinity

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@mochiisann These are so cute! 🎈💞

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If I have to hear banshees of Ed Sheeran one more time …

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Update: finally got this full color illustration completed & scanned ✨ prints @ link in bio bbs ✨ I’m off to waste an entire lifetime trying to make a single tiktok ✨ https://t.co/7UeJMaNW4m

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“Mr. Jesus, I’d love to be a queen” -Rev. Dr. Robyn Fenty ✨ @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York https://t.co/Yhe8VdrpyY

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Holiday adventures 2021 so far w @taylorrritter:
got each other crocs & giblets,
celebrated a graduation,
did some K pop shopping & eating all the time!
~*Let your heart be light *~
💞👯‍♀️💞 @ Dallas, Texas https://t.co/6H4N1p0Cjf

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@FranziaMom Also that red solo cup song

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@FranziaMom My sister trying to get Siri to look up the closest Cracker Barrel

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Happy #NationalTwylaDay! Share your photos, share your stories. Keep her legacy on your lips & keep her love & kindness deep deep in your heart. @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/9AIA2mgYHT

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I’m famous on TikTok now, promise!

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Just posted a photo @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/wkfQrdQHTU

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If you’re flying a 💅🏼 flag, dear god, I love you so much but please STEAM YOUR FLAGS trust me they will be sexier thx!

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When you hear “it’s Saturday Night Live! With:” whose name do you hear first in your head? For me, it’s still Fred Armisen!

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Also objectively, there are too many cute guys that suck. :(

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Hello I’m queer, grew up religious, got called a f*ggot a week ago, unemployed over a year because of budget restraints, lost my fav person a year ago, trying to heal myself & my family while trying to generate a steady stream of revenue, so Adele? Sorry not hitting the same!

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Somehow every one in this Apple store has an employee to talk to but me.

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Not for nothing, but Ari’s Eevee tattoo is everything!

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The Circle is so me but so not me? Like it’s queer & isolated & authentic, but also straight & dependent on conventional attractiveness & deceptive? Anyways I love it

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@raquelaharmon Yup had this convo with my sister a bit ago & it’s changed & improved our relationship immensely!