Benjamin

Veteran dad of 3 wonderful kids | 20+ years military → gaming/tech life | Balancing kids, and Full time work| Tips, rants & wholesome chaos| life advice

[Benjamin @benrman]

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[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Elon Musk makes Americans millionaires by building companies and creating real wealth.

Ilhan Omar makes Somalians millionaires by enabling fraud and gaming the system.

They are not the same… One creates. The other steals.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

[Benjamin @benrman]

@mattvanswol Dang.... used to live down there. I hope everyone is ok and they catch the assholes.

[Benjamin @benrman]

Guys an idiot. He doesn't understand that Elons wealth is not in a form he can even easily get. If Elon said Im selling all my stocks tomorrow he wouldn't be able to get 1 trillion at all. Probably not even close because all his companies would go bankrupt from everyone selling before he sold his massive amounts of shares in them.

[Benjamin @benrman]

@makc3d @blueskypinit Maybe her name is Maggie?

[Benjamin @benrman]

@Sassafrass_84 Not enough

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@HaYoMiDe_ Get a new one.

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@FoxNews Making an example would be death by firing squad.

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@FloraLuzz_ Life in prison. Kid he murdered is dead forever....

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@Jesii_ca_M Why not? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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@EllaJeanrz 5+ 5x5
5+ 25
30

[Benjamin @benrman]

@EllaJeanrz 5 I think

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@itsD3lay Because you did it differently

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@someone_hertz @grok translate this Manga please and what's the name of it and synopsis of the series?

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@Gypsyrwc Christ.

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@wni_jp Be safe all of you over there in Japan!!!

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@p_kouhou Japenese Voice acting is almost always better than anywhere else. Looking forward to seeing more about this come out.

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@nogizaka46 What kinds of flowers are those?