bensenwtf

always in my head

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If you're arguing with a bitch from Kohima just say "go wash your coochie your water's running out"
😂😂😂😂

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@TiaOzukum magnificent

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Swearing off of long Island iced teas oh my god

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Istg this guy would post his shit on the internet if it meant getting validation 😂😂😂

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ngl my favorite part about being a woman is getting to be a damsel in distress all the time. My mama was independent enough for the both of us

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The most unrealistic part about weddings is how people have so many bridesmaids. I got like, 3 friends deserving enough to be my bridesmaid

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I've been so hardened by my experiences I don't even enjoy ice cream no more

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Knew something was wrong with me when as a teenager, my thoughts would immediately go to "wait till you find my dead body tomorrow morning" whenever some family member upset me 😂😂😂

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The older I get, the more the idea of a traditional marriage feels like self harm cause whyyy would I wanna spend the rest of my life with a man omg

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as a man why are you RIDING a horse in your profile picture.
Gay asf.
Go grab a fish or something

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your emotionally unavailable boyfriend is out there posting an essay for Mr. Messi btw

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You could be having the worst day of your life and an ugly man will poke you on Facebook

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I love reading messy unstable people's statuses like Yassssssss tell me why your mom and dad fought...ooo your uncle an alcoholic... What happened after that?

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Wake me up when the World Cup ends cause why is everybody so excited

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Yk you grown when you start skipping the sex scenes like thut wrap it up and show me the plot

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Dudes really be doing anything to make you jealous cause omg what are you doing with a shemale😂😂😂

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Saw young Bon Jovi in Sex And the City and damn I licked the screen