The new, cooler Ben

Everything about this account is fake.

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@FullAsMuchHeart @solanaceae555 I think the internet has been a terrible influence all around, wow

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@solanaceae555 @PatoenUK The masses sometimes think you're French, so I guess we're both losers today

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@regicidean0n @solanaceae555 I am the guest at family dinners now

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@solanaceae555 Oomfie hit tweet 🫶🫶

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@kimberlycaritas @Copter_roflez Girl YES I will be so much more available to American friends

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Stole his phone while he's playing League of Legends with his brothers AMA

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@KevinHVBui Dude I know. This is on the list of things to fix

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@kingbolby He was and is the only person that can keep up with me in a conversation. Every time we would talk it would last for hours and I would spend all my effort trying to make him laugh as much as he made me laugh. Also he was incredibly kind and gracious even while rejecting me lol

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@grant21_34_55 "In theory three months but the bulk of it was in the last week and a half"

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@grant21_34_55 Please hold I need to ask him what the SHRM test is

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@Copter_roflez As someone that doesn't know a single thing about the game I think he's good? People have said this about him and I have to believe them

Me being off school and able to stay with his family has helped significantly lol but I'm applying to masters programmes here for spring

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@KevinHVBui He sleeps in jeans sometimes. Also he put peanut butter on a fish burgee once and liked it

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@none_abyssal real

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"KILL all vagueposte-" listen not everything is for you and that's okay

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This image is killing me today because I am at war with Accounting trying to explain a $3 discrepancy between the service statement and the receipt we got for it

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

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But honestly, huge shoutout to the TSA team at @flypdx because that checkpoint line was FULL and they got us all through in 15 minutes flat

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Instructed to live a life of constant prayer, and so I pray that I'm sent to whichever airport security line makes more sense in the moment

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@solanaceae555 I'm glad that someone appreciates how funny I was for this

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@Yearns4Heaven That's just it--it's perfect for measuring water. But snow is kind and happy, which "zero degrees outside" should not be. A temperature of zero should be actively hazardous to the measurer's life, not a pleasant distraction. Celsius lacks the needed punch