Ben Shapiro Office Press Release Parody

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Jokes don't care about feelings

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TBF Madison Cawthorn said "No Homo" so that pretty much forgives the shenanigans he's been exposed for.

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I personally feel that Madison Cawthorn is closeted. No straight man would pull the things he's been exposed for.

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Fact: I like Trans Porn.

#BenShapiro

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SICKEN Comics was cringe. No wonder you turned to Exploting your step daughter for $.

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@RealMiniAOC @elonmusk Good job exploiting your step daughter, Salvatore.

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Free speech shouldn't be a license to troll.

Study of 36,000 Reddit communities:
-38% of all attacks are started by 0.1% of communities
-74% are initiated by only 1%

Toxic platforms let hostility run rampant. Healthy ones have moderators and penalties for repeated aggression.

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Elon Musk wants people to have the right to be as openly hateful and bigotted to others, without any consequence.

Any Tesla Employess have any stories of Elon Musk saying or doing something bigotted?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Even if Musk takes over, I urge people, especially resisters, to remain on Twitter for a very simple reason:

Facebook is an aggressive propaganda machine for the far right and the beliefs and ethics of Donald Trump.

We CANNOT concede Facebook and Twitter in this war.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if you can afford to buy your own social media playpen, you can afford to stop whining about having to pay taxes

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This is the epitome on the dangers unregulated capitalism and the powers it grants to oligarchs.

Freedom works best with self control and regulations.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

.@elonmusk is the prime example of why unfettered capitalism is a danger to this country and the planet as a whole. He’s not a genius, he’s the product of generational wealth and a rigged system that sees billionaires as somehow more important than the average person—they aren’t.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

"Twitter needs to be a free marketplace of ideas, like a public town square, which is why I want to use my billions of dollars to take it... private."

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America is no longer a complete democracy. It is faux democracy being manipulated by American Oligarchs.

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Elon is Pronounced as Ellen.
Get it Right.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

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Those who purposefully push misinformation for the sake of views, profit and/or politics NEED to be held ACCOUNTABLE!

DEMAND FOR ACCOUNTABILITY!

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@PuckingFuzzled Seems like I struck a nerve LOLOLOL 😂🤣😂🤣

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Are you stupid? Purposefully misinforming people for profit, views and politics is modern day terrorism. I hope laws change to further prevent misinformation.

[blinky @blinkyblonky123]

@AdiGaskell @elonmusk It's not up to you or anyone else to decide what Info is correct and what is false. That is for each individual person to decide for themselves.

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@PuckingFuzzled Eveyone who gets their account banned, receives an email explaining why. Please, show proof of your claim.

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Public Schools have indoctrinated kids into not being bigots, not being religious and not being hateful.

We need American's to go back to not having an education. Why? Because stupid people are easier to fool and manipulate.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

This was always the point. Eliminate public schools.

Guess what that translates to for the working class? Can't afford basic education? Tough luck.

Or, just take out loans for grade school too! Student loan debt is working out so well, isn't it?

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Yes, Elon Musk will allow criminals, racists, terrorrists and hatemongers to rejoin Twitter. Elon Musk has never been against Racism or the betterment of humanity.

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Elon Musk buying Twitter SHOWS how Conservatives FAILED to create a competing platform.

It also PROVES that Elon Musk is an asset to the Radical Alt Right and has been doing his best to aid them.