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abitliquid

[99 @bensiiiin]

I just put molade in my lean

[Hookah Luka @ItsReallyKota]

Kodak on, Green Dummy, oh my gah

[99 @bensiiiin]

@eightyfiveszn Na fool

[YP @PsychoYP]

This stupid tpumpy employee love dey find talk for my mouth. Guy go and sell land or something. All the land wey u dey sell sef I’m the one with masters in real estate from uni of Manchester. Make I no vex collect ur job 😂. Idiot

[99 @bensiiiin]

@PsychoYP 😂😂😂

[ojowerey_ @ojoisaboy_]

DDM,Friday

[SATRN @JoeyXcv]

Igbo Boy by Sai

See beat

see song

Chineke

[mustapha. @whoisayomide]

yall need to start involving wavestar in these conversations

[VELLI’s VENDETTA🦂 @kizzivelli]

@scottyolorin @808Homie ‘we alright
we dey ok
she dey my locay
them no fit whine me for the set sett’

[Daniel Ogbe @oke_wave]

@Big_Mck They’re all sell outs
The lot of them

They have their brand to lose. Once that is threatened, they’ll throw you under the bus

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

@timidayor Country Dey spoil you Dey quote novel

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

If I became president of Nigeria tomorrow, I wouldn't go around screaming about the dictatorship of the proletariat and printing agbada with hammer and sickle design.

Why?

Well besides it being THE fastest way to get sanctioned and bombed to oblivion by the Epstein regime before you have time to consolidate,

You have to understand that most Nigerians DO NOT hate the compradors.

They ASPIRE to be like them.

They will not attack Elumelu for you.

They won't lift a finger against Dangote.

Fuck, they'd rather collect 20k from Cubana chief priest rather than join your communist rally.

We have ZERO class consciousness and the kilometer-deep ethnic and religious divisions make it delusional to try and engineer one.

One sermon from Adeboye or even Odumeje branding your communist movement a movement from Satan and you're finished.

One impassioned speech from Sultan of Sokoto and his adherents will stone you in the market.

So I wouldn't bother ramming my head against that wall.

Instead, I'd borrow a leaf from Lenin's book.

He promised peace, land and bread.

I will promise an uncompromising war against corruption, insecurity and poverty.

These are ideas that every Nigerian regardless of tribe or ethnicity instinctively understands.

On corruption, I wouldn't go on NTA and wax lyrical about the need for class consciousness, and to rise up against the rich and powerful.

I'd simply fill EFCC with patriots and use it to persecute the same oligarchs bleeding Nigeria dry.

" Presidency recovers 100B Naira NNPC loot, commences bulidng of 10,000 hospitals" is a headline no pastor can mobilize against.

I'd unshackle the hands of our security architecture and use them to crush terrorists.

I'd hold meaningless meetings with US officials and give meaningless speeches about cooperation and "robust US-Nigeria relations"

I'd do my best to build a security framework with China and Russia, but you have to understand that these guys can only support us materially. They won't put boots on the ground or risk a direct confrontation with another nuclear power.

[fluffy💕 @fluffyakaraa]

Nigerians are actually a very dense group it’s insane. Every year we act shocked that Lagos floods. They’ll act shocked again next year.

No maintenance or solution culture

[99 @bensiiiin]

@ohatesithere @tamimpossible 😂😂

[Amin® @illusionsW3]

Kuda : 150
Opay :100
Zenith bank :50.34
Jupiter : $0.5
Phantom: Add funds to get started.

[𝙅𝙅 @hhn_jj]

If ronaldo gets locked up by uzbekistan tmrw

[#ThankYouLeo @9ballondors]

Tried Ronaldo hatewatch gimmick but felt bad bec they aren’t even passing him the ball https://t.co/P7eZVrt9jN

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Ousmane Dembele vs Senegal

[freddie @freddie_hndrxx]

@_DJSlimB I gotta take ts up w god cos I'm a god on the earth