Ben Simpson

RIP turtle pic

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

#HappyHeroDays! 7 days. 7 prizes.

Day 1: Junkertown PS4 Bundle

RT for a chance to win today's prize and RT every day for a chance to win a GRAND PRIZE package from @ASUSUSA.

📜 https://t.co/Y3tjDAT2l7

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@mackjartin46 Are you the baddest of them all?

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@emmahubs Gee, I wonder who this one is about?

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

Drives me crazy when people only say what they think you want to hear. Speak your mind, contribute something real to our conversation.

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

My manager walked into my section at work today blaring a rap song about Rice Crispys and then handed some out to me and the boys. Love my job sometimes

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

Getting really tired of having to think. Would be nice to be able to shut my brain off for a while

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

The fuck are people doing with headphones in during lectures. Why even go?

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@teague @hannahsimpson26 You told mom you had 4 dollars

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@mackjartin46 You have 4 years of episodes to watch now though. It's all about perspective

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

Talked about pop for an entire Econ class

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

I remember when missing a day of classes was fun. Now it's just a day of reviewing slides online

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

Went back in time to give Hitler's dad a lot of porn and get him to nut out the Hitler sperm into a sock before he meets Hitler's mom

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@mackjartin46 Remembering you put 2 bottles of water in the fridge

[Marty McFlurry @NellyTurdfarto]

People who drive Honda Civics are the Honda Civics of people

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@emmahubs I won't kill them. I'll gently pick them up and place them outside

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

Next Canada Day is gonna be a shit show. Everyone's gonna think it's a good idea to drink 151 rum. Its never a good idea to drink that shit

[Jake McFarland @JakeMcfar123]

Honestly fuck the clubs. I miss getting stupid drunk with my friends in the woods around a huge bonfire and making questionable decisions.

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@emmahubs Hope it doesn't find you either 😂😂😂

[Ben Simpson @Bensimpson97]

@ga88yfurlotte Someone feeding their snake. It's probably gonna go hungry now!!!