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The XFL is a professional American football league. Consisting of eight teams divided equally between an East and West division, seasons run during the winter a

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have been using this as a coaster for six months

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

Dear Mr. Benghazi Expert,
I'm not the Brookings pres. I'm Pres of Center for American Progress.
Thanks https://t.co/ilXfGeCL5B

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

There's a lot of misinformation being posted online. Let's start with the basics.

MYTH: All human lives have value.

Learn the facts about antisemitism at https://t.co/zUnYqL3bga.

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Another one

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starting a thread for every time a truck gets stuck under this bridge

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🚨 Another one 🚨

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@JeffDelicious It rules

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when im on dates with girls in the future I will be able to talk about a very specific 6 week period of Taylor swift’s career

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

they just gotta make more band of brothers episodes so my uncle wont have time to recommend me Facebook videos he saw about trans women playing sports

[shira @monsterhorns]

my jaw drops every time i remember this

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

The reason why pitbulls are so unpredictably violent is because living in a home with the smoke alarm constantly chirping is the equivalent of Chinese water torture for dogs

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cum swallowing at the end

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Tim kaine in the membrane

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

When two men touch penises together, there creates an energy known as Raw Synergy Effect.

Basically, the combined power of their testosterone is magnified ninefold.

To an untrained eye this might seem very gay, but I assure you it is not.

Learn.

[Path of the Alpha: Weed Mubarak @WeedMubarak]

Have some more Soy, Idaho

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

@richard_normal he nailed this one and I hope we’re running it with references to March madness until August

[andy s @CIAGoFundMe]

i think about bill simmons saying “don’t cheap out on the beer” in his Michelob ultra ad multiple times a day and laugh to myself