iris benson

Iris Benson calls herself an actress and comedian from the San Francisco Bay Area but she is mostly a good-for-nothing.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

“Trump is implicated alongside a pedophile, and I knew it but didn’t care because we were friends” is not the flex you think it is.

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t. This is first time in I don’t know how long that I’ve looked at it. #MyXAnniversary

[iris benson @benson_iris]

@ElonMuskAOC Xting

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[iris benson @benson_iris]

A guy told me he’s not that into blowjobs. Part of me thought, “ Guess I’m off the hook then.” The other part of me was like, “Hold my beer while I get some saliva going.”

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Just posted a photo @ San Benito House https://t.co/JokWUlyapl

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Just posted a photo @ San Benito House https://t.co/UNRpPemG4j

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Because “Fuck You!” That’s why! https://t.co/4rrgI1UWif

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Just posted a photo @ San Benito House https://t.co/CE1PbiXJBd

[iris benson @benson_iris]

From the Ashes Comedy Show Next Wednesday @sanbenitohouse with myself. @maryjanewardcomedy and @droknowscomedy @mollycomedy @chanclagladiator and Half Moon Bay’s own @ajdcomedy @ San Benito House https://t.co/QlUmSSyjtV

[iris benson @benson_iris]

@MrTommyLand You really know how to do an artistic dick pic. You should do a coffee table book.

[iris benson @benson_iris]

@alexfromoakland 😂😂😂

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Upcoming shows! https://t.co/8gLnKScRkh

[iris benson @benson_iris]

This Wednesday at 7 pm, @maryjanewardcomedy and I host Smart Ass Trivia Night @sanbenitohouse ! https://t.co/OUbqt1pA8d

[iris benson @benson_iris]

@katewillett Maybe he just has the zoomies or constipation? My guy will also cuss me out when his litter box needs to be cleaned.

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Just posted a photo @ San Benito House https://t.co/A0stGxuNvn

[iris benson @benson_iris]

The Comedy Show at San Benito House is back. See you at the fire pit at 7pm, Wednesday November 3rd! @ San Benito House https://t.co/gZgXQt3TC8

[iris benson @benson_iris]

The model from the Nirvana album cover wants his baby dick removed from cover, indicating that he probably still has a baby dick.

[iris benson @benson_iris]

Michael K. Williams wasn’t just an amazing actor, the projects he picked to be in were always incredible all the way through. He wasn’t just there for the paycheck, he was a true artist and I’m so sad I’ll never get to see him act again.

[iris benson @benson_iris]

@groovychick1973 Shit is still pretty fucked