Ben Stappleton

31 | Media Operator | Post Production | #BHAFC 🏎⚽️

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Zadok Yohanna is officially Albion. 💙🤍

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@ds1874 @jtwHCAFC Honestly believe majority of these people live under a rock, or in fact don’t watch enough sport to understand. Take a different sport, we’re used to this on the F1 calendar every year…

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. �James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. �James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. �James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. �James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. �James Milner has called time on an outstanding career after confirming his retirement from professional football. 💙🤍

James bows out as one of the Premier League’s all‑time greats and brought a wealth of experience, leadership and professionalism to the Albion. 👏

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@ChristinaZandes Same again next year?

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

Albion will play @Conf_League football in 26/27! 👊

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@TCS_Corners @81 @Tgarratt10 @LewisBowden_

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@Mrjamieohara1 Encouraging signs here

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@Mrjamieohara1 @BrainyNewSexySH GOOD TEAM

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@Mrjamieohara1 @Mrjamieohara1 looks like Stephen Graham

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@racingblogger You’re actually worse than Denise Coates, biggest jinx every time 🤣🤣

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@Tgarratt10 Let’s predict the Cheltenham Races man

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Fabian Hürzeler: “There was only one team who tried to play football today”.

“I will never be that kind of manager who tries to win in that way”.

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

@BinksOwen … remain a secret? Is that right?

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

Refs continue to make it up as they go along.

Bournemouth player takes a heavy touch and goes down under next to no contact.

Right decision in real time, but no, let's slow it down and completely re-referee the incident.

Please can we end this VAR nonsense for good.

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

Can confirm, there’s only 14 of them lads @Tgarratt10 @LewisBowden_ @PitchSideTweets 🍒

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Someone from HR just asked if I can "quickly" transfer all their files from their old laptop to their new one.

I said sure. Told them it'll take about 4 hours because of the data transfer speed and verification process.

Reality? It takes 45 minutes. I run a script, it copies everything, done.

But I learned a long time ago: never tell people how easy something is.

Because if they know it's easy, they'll ask you to do it all the time. For everyone. Forever.

So I tell them it's 4 hours. They say "oh wow, okay, whenever you have time."

Then I do it in 45 minutes, but I don't tell them it's done until hour 3.

They think I dropped everything to help them. They're grateful. They tell their manager I went "above and beyond."

Meanwhile, I spent 2 hours watching YouTube and eating snacks.

The secret to good customer service isn't speed. It's managing expectations so you always exceed them.

Under-promise, over-deliver. Corporate 101.

Except I'm not really over-delivering. I'm just lying about the timeline.

But tomato, tomahto.

[Ben Stappleton @benstappleton]

BUILD THE STATUE 💙🤍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙🤍 EXCLUSIVE: Brighton agree surprise deal to sign Pascal Groß from Borussia Dortmund, here we go!

Permanent transfer agreed with #BHAFC and comeback imminent with medical to follow in next 48h.

Pascal Gross, back to Brighton. 🔙

[jessi (Literally Just Jessi) @abandonedjessi]

piracy. it's a crime.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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