Ben Tarsa

A gentlemen and a scholar

[ballin out of control @Jackson_Pierce]

I'd rather play Russian roulette with a loaded gun than be in this class

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There are about 30 million dead people on Facebook.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Tonight's Forecast: 100% chance of people sharing their #debate opinions with a 0% chance of me giving a fuck.

[Laura Filippi @laurajfilippi]

I have been having the most vivid dreams lately.

[Amazing Cars @AmazlngCars]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

[DeVore @misterdevore]

Michael Scofield is the man

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Me: Wow everything seems right for once. Life: Hold on let me fuck it up.

[Jenn Bailey @jennbailey9]

@laurajfilippi I miss you! 😘

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.

[DeVore @misterdevore]

you own my heart, and she's just renting.

[Ben Tarsa @bentarsa]

Math final tomorrow morning. #ajdkdhfucnsjdk

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

That moment when you walk through a spider web, and suddenly turn into a karate master.

[Ben Tarsa @bentarsa]

#ohyeah

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass