Elongated Muskrat

as the free-fall advances
i'm the moron who dances. he/him.

profile pic credit: @kaganmcleod @zdarsky

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

Now suspend all the politicians who run campaign ads while posing with guns, Adam Silver

[ChrisRTS @ChrisRTS]

Jermaine O'Neal and Ben Wallace got suspended 31 total for malice at the palace

NBA is dumb

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@jamorantdunk Roddymus Prime

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@jamorantdunk I try not to check Twitter but occasionally it's worth it

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@TheSoccerDM I hate Twitter but I love you

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@AndrewFFord Sometimes Twitter isn't bad

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@gurleygurl Thank you so much!

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@verge

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@wgervais Yeah I like it. And it feels like this is an alternative that has some real traction

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU

I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS

I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING

I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING

[Unexplained Occurrences 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @TalesOfBeyond]

So close!! That is a skeleton 💕

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@grizzpropaganda ✋@beercatphd can verify

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

billionaires are so brazen about being above the law that they think any matter of warranted congressional action is considered abuse

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

@mollyhannahm followed by "the rusted boob between telephones"

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

One guy’s business plan for a $44 billion over-leveraged purchase is apparently to run around and individually ask people for $8.

Remember that next time you question yourself or your qualifications.

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

At the risk of stating the obvious, if the birth rate exceeds the death rate, Japan will eventually become infinite and fill the entire universe. This would be a great loss for the universe.

I am a smart man. I should own Twitter.

[Elongated Muskrat @bentbrown]

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality... I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. #MyTwitterAnniversary