Ben Teitelbaum

crap dang it this sucks he/him

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

death by Flintstones Multivitamin, please

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

spending christmas alone due to omicron is one thing but having my loving mother drop off pounds of ham and sausage xmas morning like i’m a gorilla in a zoo will be a whole different thing

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

“no landmarks” um?? ?

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are all going to die

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

those boys in zathura should’ve just speed ran the game

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

wife swap intros be like

one wife is an EVIL PRISON WARDEN and the other is getting her MASTERS in ACTING

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

podcasts? whyyyy, back in my day we just LISTENED to the MOVIES on our IPOD NANOS

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Seems like a good time to declare climate change a national emergency

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

sucks how that one time ben shapiro sang stars from les mis and now every guy I’ve known who auditioned w that is now in permanent association with him in my brain. sorry bass/baritones!!!!!!

[Funny fox eat a coffee @MervynFoxe]

Pay attention to -- and never forget -- the difference in police response between a white supremacist coup and protestors asking to not be killed in the streets.

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

The 12 Aeropostales

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

theatre kids SHOULD be bullied. Oh, you gotta study up for Playing Pretend? Grow up and do an equation!

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

@AlwaysAbbyNoel simply an observation!

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

the Higher Ups at whatever service industry job you work at LOVE a good dress shirt tucked into jeans. they fucking love it. especially w a windowpane pattern shirt my GOD

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

got told I look like Beto again recently

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

eighteen dollars and thirty cents on Venmo? Oh, It’s Time To Cash Out!

[Ben Teitelbaum @BenTeitelbaum98]

the kid who organized the chargers in the laptop cart wanted to be Mayor so badly