Ben Tweets

someday I will go to Scotland and reclaim Drum Castle for the Erwin clan

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Central Air-Conditioning. Not a fan.

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@amazingmap "I was in the pool!" - Florida

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@BigBoyler The Esplanade is a nice walk/bike. Maybe a kayak rental or duck boat tour. "The North End" is worth a visit for Italian food and Sicilian cannoli. Faneuil Hall is like a mini Covent Garden (same architect). Boston Public Gardens is nice. Harvard Square in Cambridge.

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Did @Lowes do this on purpose?

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@haveigotnews How do you fly a flag underwater

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Some people like Imperial measurements and others like Metric. Make them both happy by saying measurements like "34 and 3/8 centimeters".

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@jimmy_dore Ai Yai Yai

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@NoContextBrits Private schools referred to as public schools.

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I was going to make a joke about a member of the Jackson Five but decided it was not germane.

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@DOUZIE25 @FilmUpdates Didn't even know Dylan Roof was out of prison.

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@RepThomasMassie Can you take it apart and show us the inside mechanics?

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@solari_the

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@SALTLending Probably the intelligence community.

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Me when Microsoft Windows says I can't move a file because it is still open. #MondayVibes

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Happy Easter #JesusIsKing #HeIsRisen #JesusSaves #JesusChrist

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source: my cousin

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The guys in Bucks Fizz looks like they both took turns starring in a movie with Ralph Macchio.

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From the Meher Baba wiki page:
"For decades he declined to speak and later refrained from communicating via written language. This practice has remained a topic of discussion among some of his followers."

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Riddle: What kind of doctor is always busy but yet their practice has many openings?

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Going to bring this to the airport and start some trouble