benthemorrison

Pediatric lawyer model. Creator of Superfunny.

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@TaintedGrail_AR Biggest suprise of 2025. E33 is my GOTY, Tainted Grail is my MFGOTY (Most Fun Game of the Year).

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First comes the public cheating scandal, then comes the OnlyFans model offering the wife... a shoulder to cry on? 🧐 You truly cannot make this stuff up.

#Coldplay #KissCam #SophieRain #OnlyFans #Scandal #Comedy #HouseOfTheDragon #NBADraf

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He found the secret to getting the best food from every country, and it’s all in one neighborhood. Just don't let the name 'Koreatown' fool you. 😉

#standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #koreatown #mexicanfood #foodie #ThursdayThoughts #DailyDeal

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@unofficialmsgr high-five!

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Men have been using the bathroom wrong this whole time. My foolproof method protects the important things, even if it makes handshakes a bit more personal. 🤝

#standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #bathroomhumor #hygiene #relatable #Wordle #NBAPlayoffs

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You've heard the conspiracies, but have you heard about Trump's most audacious heist? Hint: it's solid gold and the entire world is looking for it. ⚽🏆

#Trump
#FIFA
#WorldCup
#Satire
#PoliticalHumor
#ReleaseTheFIFAs
#UFLChampionship
#NBADraft

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He's got the body of a father, but he seems to have skipped a crucial step. It's all the bod with none of the baby. 😭

#standupcomedy #comedy #dadbod #relatable #jokes #comedian #WednesdayWisdom #OOTD

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Right outside the bathroom is my happy place! 🚽👃😂 Anyone else get asked obvious questions?

#StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Joke #Comedian #ComedyReel #Bathroom #Waiting #PublicBathroom

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I like wood. 😉🌳😂

#BisexualLumberjack #StandUpComedy #ComedyReel #Comedian #Funny #Joke #Pun #DoubleEntendre #Bisexual #Bi #LGBTQ #QueerComedy #Lumberjack #Plaid #ComedyShow #FunnyVideos #ComedyGram #InstaComedy #CuttingWood

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Trying AA for the first time... and immediately questioned the whole "Anonymous" part. 😂

#StandUpComedy #AA #AlcoholicsAnonymous #Comedy #Funny #Addiction #Recovery #Anonymity #Humor

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Red Bull gives you... diabetes? 🤔😂 Or maybe it just turns you into a superhero who quickly realizes they're the villain they were hunting.

#RedBull #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #EnergyDrink #RedBullVodka #Superhero

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Diddy got off, and then Diddy got off. It just got me thinking, though... what is baby oil, anyway? The name alone sounds suspicious. 🤔

#Diddy #BabyOil #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Jokes #Funny #Court #CourtScene #JohnsonAndJohnson #AdultOil #KeepBabiesDry

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Saving the world? Nah, Superman's booked. 😂 Turns out having X-ray vision AND a brain going a mile a minute is exhausting. Plus, let's be honest, y'all don't even wanna be saved.

#Superman #Comedy #Superhero #Funny #Sketch #DepressedSuperman #ExhaustedHero

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Confession: Is your life in utter chaos? Do you need a new desk because you... shot someone? 😂 You're probably at Ross.

#RossDressForLess #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny #Retail #ShoppingProblems #Chaos

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Rule number one of selling drugs: DON'T be the one buying them. 🤦‍♂️ Let's just say my brief career as a dealer didn't go according to plan...

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #Humor #ComedyReel #AwfulDrugDealer #EntrepreneurFail #BadBusiness #DrugDealingGoneWrong #RelatableComedy

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She says she's cold... you hear it. But do you understand it? 😂

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Funny #Humor #ComedyReel #RelationshipHumor #CouplesComedy #BeingCold #ListenToYourGirl #PositionBurke #Witty #ComedianLife #Relatable

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Is "Do nothing and you won't work a day in your life" the ultimate life hack? 🤔 I think I've found my calling. 😂

#DoingNothing #DoNothing #Comedy #StandUpComedy #Humor #Funny #Joke #Relatable #Lazy #Relax #Chill #WorkLifeBalance #CareerGoals #Comedian #StandUp

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Crohn's, comedy, and initials to match. Some might call it a coincidence... I call it source material. 😂 Watch the full bit!

#Crohns #CrohnsDisease #IBD #InflammatoryBowelDisease #ChronicIllness #BMInitials #MedicalComedy #HealthHumor #Comedian #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny

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My FULL SPECIAL is premiering now! Join the watch party!
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Prey for stand-up.