Bentley Mo

Just another cat with a Twitter.

I tweet when I'm drunk.

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

Jumped out of the litter box before I was done and left a turd on the floor... Sorry mom. #embarrassed

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

"@MeagLouise: That moment when you think your brother is home playing guitar but really it's the cat." Kittens like to jam, too.

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

My mom left me for a whole week to take care of other animals. Putting turds in her bed as I tweet.

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

That dummy thinks I'm under the bed. Hahaha. http://t.co/BOQO4AF6

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

@MeagLouise hey mom, how come we don't play fetch anymore?

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

My toy birdie went for a swim in the water bowl last night. RIP Tweetie. Much love.

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

People always ask if I'm named after the cars but the truth is the cars are named after me.

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

Have you seen my balls? "@chunkhandler: Have you seen my red caucus?"

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

Days like today I really miss my balls... #depressed

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

"@SarahKSilverman: Wait-- why don't people ride horses places"

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

Can't you just let me sleep on the table? When was the last time you sat here for a meal, anyway?

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

Fireside. Get on my level. http://t.co/S47rQZjB

[Bentley Mo @bentley_mo]

"@MeagLouise: @bentley_mo hiding in my suitcase. http://t.co/PC8rvxim" I farted in it.

[Toby_Cat's Posse @Toby_Cat]

Cute! But ginger cats are best natural. RT @Jasper__The_Cat: When I'm not naked… I'm wearing this