Rob Cornelius

#ltmjrbentley 🐶

[Grant | DEBT FREE | $290k Paid @Grant_Harting]

Never take cough syrup; mix it up with iodine and lye.

[Rob Cornelius @BentleyTock]

Hey @Grant_Harting

How brave ARE you?

Let’s play Sasha Shulgin!

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

through 55 career games

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Red Sox under investigation for using performance inhibiting drugs

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

[Card Purchaser @CardPurchaser]

I thought we were boycotting PSA in May?

PSA is like no we are boycotting you in June.

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

where’s Dave Matthews’ tour bus when you need it

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

2003 — Red Sox fire Grady Little
2004 — Red Sox win World Series

2012 — Red Sox fire Bobby Valentine
2013 — Red Sox win World Series

2017 — Red Sox fire John Farrell
2018 — Red Sox win World Series

2026 — Red Sox fire Alex Cora
2027 — ??

[Rob Cornelius @BentleyTock]

The only thing funnier than this is how bad the playlist is

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

if i was trying to cover my tracks here, i would not rename my spotify account to a mashup of my two sons names

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

BREAKING: Garrett Crochet has announced he will be participating in the HR Derby this year as a pitcher 👀

[Nick @NicolaPapito]

@ArtButSports @MartinFLSheriff @TigerWoods

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Screaming Head with a White Veil, by Julio González, 1941, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

[Jack Perks @JackPerksPhoto]

One of the only reasons I stick on twitter is davids pond content if your not already following its worth a look

[Rob Cornelius @BentleyTock]

Ohtani card market is INSANE.

@CardPurchaser

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

Canada was this close to winning a World Series championship and a Gold Medal