Dear Billy & Betty Biden Impeachment,
As much as I hate to interrupt the personal zen that is your daily angry Facebook rant at Chick-fil-A for the wokeification of their nuggets, I have something I’d like to share with you.
You see, you keep talking about Joe Biden’s family being ‘corrupt’, and here’s the thing about that:
Hunter Biden didn’t make $640 Million while working in the White House.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t have his dad fast track 16 Chinese patents in two months for him.
Ivanka Trump did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get special national security clearance despite deep concerns of possible foreign influence.
Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner did.
Hunter Biden didn’t get a $2 Billion paycheck from a country he only months before had negotiated official American foreign policy with.
Jared Kushner did.
Sitting President Joe Biden doesn’t have a Chinese bank account.
But sitting “President” Donald Trump sure did.
So, you see… all those “impeachable offenses” you baselessly accuse the Biden family of committing — yeah well, funny thing is, they were actually committed… by the Trumps.
Now I know you won’t believe any of this because facts are about as useful to you as a second pair of underwear and a passport, but it doesn’t make them any less true.
listen up, stupids:
Donald Trump and his klansman father tried to prevent black people from renting apartments in their buildings. they got caught.
Donald Trump tried to scam students at his fake university. he got caught.
Donald Trump tried to cheat on his taxes. he got caught.
Donald Trump tried to steal money from a children's charity. he got caught.
Donald Trump tried to cover up hush money payments to a porn actress. he got caught.
Donald Trump stole classified war plans and stashed them in the shitter of his tacky golf motel. he got caught.
and now Donald Trump got caught trying to do an insurrection.
my question to you is:
aren't you tired of worshiping such an inept bozo of a criminal
@AmoneyResists@laurenboebert Boebert shouldn't be in congress. Her actions are despicable. How anyone could vote for this kind of person will always be a mystery. Hopefully, the next time around they will vote her out.
This is Maite Rodriguez, a bright and kind 10-year old who was killed in the Uvalde shooting. She wore bright-green converse sneakers with a heart that she drew on to symbolize her love of nature.
@laurenboebert was given a pin honoring Maite yesterday and encouraging action on gun reform. She threw it in the trash and walked away. Boebert is a disgrace to Congress who should be expelled.
DON’T FORGET: Last fall, @RepSlotkin warned us what would happen if MAGA Republicans took control of Congress. That they will not just stop at putting government in control of pregnant people. They'll kill good bills to appease their extremist base.
Selfish, short-sighted, and stupid. It's the only way to describe a No Labels run for the presidency. Manchin & No Labels know they have no path to victory. They're only in it to spoil the Biden candidacy and to satisfy their narcissism and their donors.
https://t.co/9AraLjZqDH
Ron DeSantis blaming his failing campaign on President Biden is complete BS.
His campaign sucks because nobody shares his vision for a 1930’s Nazi Germany here in America.
Agree?
I’m 21 & don’t give a damn that Joe Biden is 80. What my peers & I care FAR more about is that Joe Biden continues delivering for us—despite a far-right Supreme Court & Congress.
Joined @KatiePhang on MSNBC to discuss Biden’s commitment to Gen Z—& why we’ll help him win. Watch👇
Marjorie Greene: “Joe Biden is trying to improve education, medical care, rural poverty, Social Security and Medicare, which is why he must be IMPEACHED!”
Yes, this is a real quote.
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