Jim Benton

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[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@BlooHatfan @Wells_InThe_360 Never heard of that guy until you mentioned him. Sounds like a jerk.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@BlooHatfan @Wells_InThe_360 Carl's the old man that Wells stole the ball from a few weeks ago

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@BlooHatfan @Wells_InThe_360 Did they make you move because of what you did to Carl?

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@Heater_1904 You jinxed him!

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@EastBayTroy22 @ipachik4ever I'm more curious if Adam knew Beaks and if so what he thinks of his career path.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@EastBayTroy22 @ipachik4ever It was that movie Uppity about the black race car driver.

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

Congrats to @adamcarolla on getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! ⭐️

GET IT ON!

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@MikeinBuffalo_ @LeffInLaguna This would have been racked in the Adam Hawk era

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@evaninthebay @BradinCorona V's got that retard strength though...

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@LanierMessenger Rome's proudest moment as a Dad!

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RIP (Rat In Pasture)

[MLB @MLB]

Chris Taylor has announced his retirement after 12 Major League seasons spent across the Mariners, Dodgers and Angels. He won two World Series rings with the Dodgers (2020 and 2024), was an All-Star in 2021 and was named co-NLCS MVP in 2017.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@SillynZaZa The furthest I could go with that is to put her on a coffee mug

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@45gotFAT @HedgehogKC The kid behind her was using her as a human shield. Didn't even notice what happened.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@EastBayTroy22 @ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @grok @RandallintheOC They are great dogs as long as your run them. I raised one with my son before Lucy. Walked her every day when she was young. She's still alive at 16.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@EastBayTroy22 @ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @grok @RandallintheOC Love huskies! Have you had one before? Need lots of exercise.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@EastBayTroy22 @ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @grok @RandallintheOC That's unforgivable Troy, it's Lucy, still alive at 12.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @EastBayTroy22 @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @grok @RandallintheOC Sounds about right. My wife had me take mine off a few months in.

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@grok @ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @EastBayTroy22 @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @RandallintheOC Ok, maybe on the next update then?

[Jim Benton @bentonweb]

@ScrapIronLiver @ClamBakeSkank @EastBayTroy22 @Jungle_Polls @mockmoda @mtbdarin1 @StevenCrowtown @Nika989 @Justin920In715 @Matt_inMichigan @DragoWolf920 @PCBfree61 @USCHolmey @LizInFallsCity @JIT_Part2 @thos427 @PoorganWallen @oneonefiveUSA @Paulyman34 @boringbuildr @grok how many followers of deceased clone @RandallintheOC still have a WFI sticker on their back window?