Ben Tessman

WordPress and SEO (@Xonsult) ... bass player and father.

[AlexAnn @AlexAnn98]

You can’t see it, but I’m wearing crocs 😌

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Pharma commercials should be required to include actors experiencing the side effects of the drug, not just dancing neighbors.

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@caraksha103 This is true

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@ScottiePippen 🐜🐺🏆

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Do I know anyone in the Des Moines area who works in a lab or is a scientist of some sort and willing to let a high schooler job shadow you?

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Why is it when you put all and most together you get not quite?

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Lloyd Christmas

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@ScottiePippen I was a finalist in your iron kids bread essay contest 37 years ago and didn't quite get to meet you. I was so happy just to get recognition from it.

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

@LenovoSupport see my last post... I need your help and you are not offering it to me. We paid you for a computer that never arrived.

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

I recommended a colleague order a @Lenovo Yoga. It never arrived. Customer support said @UPS proved delivery, but it was not signed by us or any neighbors (it was most likely delivered to the wrong address). Lenovo said "sorry for your luck, call the cops" Upset! @YuanqingYang

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My daughter and I are trying the taco place that is also a chicken place that is also a taco place's chicken nuggets. They are legit good. The fry seasoning is unfortunately hot garbage. So close, @tacobell

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Hey @Zoom - we need updates to the outage! Communication in time of crisis is important.

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT can you help me cancel one of my two subscriptions? I'm not sure why it signed my up twice today

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Where can I buy hatch chilis in Des Moines area?

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Circles - 1/24/2025
✅ Solved in 14 guesses! https://t.co/F9WNLx8Gr5

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

If I'm sure of anything it's this: When the rival karate school challenges yours, you'll be expected to fight. And maybe wear a cool jacket with a big dragon patch on the back.

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

@realhirye @marknorm Rogan retweeted it. Why you hatin on one of the best comedians ever?

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

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[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

It is @Timberwolves year. No one else left can do what they did tonight. @NBAonTNT

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

@abrudtkuhl @CAKEMUSIC Glad you got to go, Andy!

[Ben Tessman @bentoons]

Could not be more hyped for my favorite band of all time @CAKEMUSIC playing within walking distance of my house tomorrow.