b

[b @bentozeee]

mom who still hasn't said april fools after telling their child they are adopted

[make up a dad @makeupadad]

dad who has a wank

[b @bentozeee]

mom who's real name is karen but isn't a karen

[b @bentozeee]

mom who bought shares in GME

[b @bentozeee]

mom who hasn't tweeted since last year

[make up a dad @makeupadad]

dad who said 2020 wont be wack on january 1st 2020

[b @bentozeee]

mom who produces rap beats and goes by the alias MomOnDaBeat

[b @bentozeee]

mom who drinks rat milk

[b @bentozeee]

mom who doesn't send 'Ok' or 'K' texts

[b @bentozeee]

mom who listens to a lot of death metal

[b @bentozeee]

mom who pronouns are mom/mum

[b @bentozeee]

mom who wishes everyone a merry christmas and happy holidays

[b @bentozeee]

credit @YaBoiBeak

[b @bentozeee]

mom who is lesbian

[b @bentozeee]

mom who decides whether you or her does the dishes via a coin flip

[b @bentozeee]

mom who is a cat mommy but her only cat is her catboy son

[b @bentozeee]

mom who kills the demon under your bed

[b @bentozeee]

credit @makeupadad

[b @bentozeee]

mom who is always last to pick you up from soccer practice