Ben Levy

Comedian I guess

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@WyattMenci someone needs to look at a map

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Been keeping this in my phone case for many months now. Haven’t had any big risk opportunities so far this month but staying hopeful. Follow for updates.

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No more of this bullshit woke tiramisu. I WANT MAN FINGERS

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@WyattMenci that’s when the true leaders reveal themselves. The team players. The traitors.

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Just walked in on my boy freestyling and accidentally ruined his flow by asking if he wanted any tuna salad.

Feeling pretty bad about it

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@PopBase they should donate their supplies so we can have a country-wide bonanza

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Un-Poplar Pine Onion:

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Imagine my disappointment…really picture it

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It’s party time.

Follow for more, uh…follow for more…tweets.

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With this one simple trick, you can swallow an entire pencil

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The only reason I haven’t commented on current events is because I haven’t figured out how to spell boorgwazee

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Imagine how many lottery tickets you could buy if you won the lottery

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Survivor show called Nathan And Afraid where the only contestant is Nathan Fielder

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It’s not true guys I just liked the wordplay

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If you don’t shut up about your music taste you aboutta get Spotify Slapped

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Why is respect the only thing people want on their name? I want mustard on my name dude. Put some dijon on my name.

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@ScienceNews yeah, me. That’s the kind of alpha I am. Pudding every NIGHT

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My favorite part of the chicken is the nugget

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Anytime I see something that’s “for a limited time only” I’m like holy shit I gotta get that

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I’m not sure how indecisive I am