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i’m not like the other girls, i’m a boy

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@notbbbben so true

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mom v bird

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halloween is the day men find out they fit into women’s pants

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@ungratefuljew thoughts on teehee

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shhhhh… they’re sleeping

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hate to say it, everybody’s be reals kinda flopped today

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@oonamilliken i’m gonna need titles

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worst part of having a girlfriend is loosing access to your pocket real estate

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@notbbbben this one’s a banger

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child free airports

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Jim Dales the GOAT, absolutely changed the game

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@notbbbben stolen content, everybody report

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is there life better than mine or did they use a grainy filter?

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i have a question for the gods U little freaks how come statues noses all fall off but the penises are fully intact

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told my roomate to give me a heads up before coming home, she thought I had a girl over but really I was just eating salami in my underpants on the couch and didn’t want to be seen in such a state

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@rae98537760 …perhaps

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drinking milk out the carton is one of life’s true pleasures

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@ungratefuljew this one specifically

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@ungratefuljew this is a terrible take, I hate this