bvargas

god sends his dumbest soldiers to fight his silliest battles

[bvargas @benvargass__]

@edda_mommy I am oomf

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Live from New York…I got roasted by Ramy Youssef.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Good morning, New York City.

Our time is now.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani vibing to Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us’ at a club in NYC.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[bvargas @benvargass__]

“I’ve sent more people to planned parenthood than Maria Teresa did to the Catholic Church”

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

LEGALIZE COMEDY, FREE JIMMY KIMMEL

[Covie @covie_93]

Minutes after former President Jimmy Carter's death was announced Scott Jennings was on CNN calling him a "terrible president" with a "big ego". He wasn't fired. He never apologized.

After Paul Pelosi was attacked Fox News hosts joked about it on air. They weren't fired. They never apologized.

After Charlie Kirk was killed Matthew Dowd said on MSNBC that he was "divisive" adding, "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions." He was fired after apologizing.

Free speech only goes one way.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Nancy Mace just blamed Democrats for Charlie Kirk’s assassination, but when asked if Republicans “own” the mass shooting of Black lawmakers in Minnesota?

She laughed and said, “Are you kidding me?”

So it only counts when the victim fits your agenda?

.@NancyMace you're a POS!

[Professional Student no more! Esq. ⚖️🍷📚🎼 @somebodystop_me]

Where was the outpouring of prayers for Democrat Melissa Hortman and her husband? Nothing but conspiracies against Gov. Tim Walz.

[Covie @covie_93]

Two months ago a Democratic lawmaker, her husband and their dog was murdered in their home and there was no moment of prayer in Congress, no lowering of flags, a Republican senator openly mocked their death and other Republicans just ignored it.....

[bvargas @benvargass__]

my childhood cat ran away and not a day goes by where I don’t think of him

[bvargas @benvargass__]

there’s not a day that goes by that I don’t miss my childhood cat gacy :((

[bvargas @benvargass__]

I just met johnny depp!

[Steven Mazie @stevenmazie]

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional

ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting people to detain and deport is cool cool cool

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Well 🙄

RELEASE. THE. FILES.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Speaking Spanish or driving while brown can get you stopped by ICE and detained. Latinos for Trump look stupid af right now.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Only people who hate America will have a problem with this.