Ben Wade

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

Time to try remember how this twitter thing works again. #noob

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

I found some salad dressing at the back of my fridge with a use by date of 21/12/12.

I think it's Mayanaise.

@danielson1982

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@danielson1982 An investigation has been launched after a midget was pick pocketed today.Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@AaronKing11 to keep your feet dry in the slurry of lube beneath your feet as George Michael lingers with a turkey baster and oven glove

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@AaronKing11's perfect Christmas. #backstothewall

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@AaronKing11 your such a queen

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@danielson1982 "Well, well, well," I said, as I stumbled across the wife digging three holes in the garden.

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@AlexVirley mmmm dog and cockroach on a stick

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

Granny's love November. Only time of year they can feel good about sporting more facial hair then most adolescent boys. #involved

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@Office_Arsehole office cunt in the making. Salt instead sugar trick in office disease bags coffee. That'll learn him to sneeze near me.

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

I'm so glad I'm a human. Imagine you were a squid...or an earthworm! Imagine being a TREE!!.... #long #evolutionwin

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

Thurrock services: official Eastern European truck driver attire, open toe sandals, jiggers, out dated Fila t shirt, leather jacket. #vogue

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

I wish I was getting cheery on the beery. Not sat alone in a car park like some sort of bush dodger. Where is my sonny son son.

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@Fearnecotton it's called a blob fish

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

Come on @Fearnecotton , you know this is cute!!

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@alt_J album is mind blowing. @gregjames was on the money with that one. #epic

[Daniel Bell @danielson1982]

An entrepreneur in the making! "Jabba the Hut has kidnapped my sister..."

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

Apparently WD40 has over 2000 uses.I wonder if I spray it on my face I will disappear from work and reemerge amongst my bed sheets. #wishful

[Ben Wade @benwade88]

@Office_Arsehole perpetual office disease bag is practising bio warfare. Offering a coffee then man handling the rim of your mug #Cunt