England's opening game is in 6 days time and we all need to prepare... for watching Three Lions games with people of a different generation...
We are all going to hear a lot of; "why is Harry Kane dropping so deep?" "He needs to be in the box!" "Lineker didn't do that!"
I have prepared a script for you to use in that eventuality...
1) Dad (it is generally Dads)... we have a bit of an Argentina/Messi situation, where our best goalscorer is also our best passer
2) Harry Kane has done this throughout this season.
3) He ended up scoring 61 goals in 51 games in 25/26... he knows what he's doing
4) And... more importantly... Bayern scored 184 goals in 55 games... he was the central pillar of the most devastating attack in Europe... making those he played alongside better!
So if he's still dropping deep in the 75th minute with the score at 0-0... can we please not all collectively panic...
Back the player that has scored 26 more goals than any other England player IN HISTORY!
We'd like to introduce you to our new Kit Man Darran Leech!
Darran joins from Concord Rangers. He's no stranger to Danny Scopes as he was given the role by the current Blue's Manager when he was the boss there. A great addition to the team. Welcome Darran!
Lost our home.
Lost our badge.
Lost our identity.
And for what?
For the soul to be sucked from this football club and relegation.
We were promised a world class football stadium and a world class football team.
We got neither.
Sold a dream. Delivered a nightmare.
4️⃣1️⃣ Appearances
1️⃣2️⃣ Clean Sheets
1️⃣6️⃣ Man of the Match awards
1️⃣ Goal
1️⃣ Assist
Thank you @WestHam for our incredible Number 1 this season, what a bright future this young man has!
#IronArmy | Forged in 1898
This is all the scouting West Ham needs for Charlie Cresswell. A defender who can actually header a ball! If we fumble him again this month, we won't get him at all. ⚒
This is all the scouting West Ham needs for Charlie Cresswell. A defender who can actually header a ball! If we fumble him again this month, we won't get him at all. ⚒