Ben Watts

Writer / Amateur Baker / My Mom’s Favorite Middle Son™

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@annie_hartnett Broke my Twitter fast just to let you know I bought this! So excited.

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@jverchwrites @ericrickstad @jordan_harper @elicranor @henrywise05 @Lou_Berney Thanks for changing my outlook on jellyfish!

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Some favorite reads from the first half of this year:

LILITH - @ericrickstad
EVERYBODY KNOWS - @jordan_harper
DEVIL IS FINE - @jverchwrites
LET HIM GO - Larry Watson
OZARK DOGS & BROILER - @elicranor
HOLY CITY - @henrywise05
NOVEMBER ROAD - @Lou_Berney

[Chris McDonald / Chris Frost 🎄 @cmacwritescrime]

The world, and Twitter, is ugly right now.

Let’s have some book love - tell me your book of the year so far or what you’re reading right now, or tag an author you like and make their day!

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@henrywise05 @ericrickstad @jordan_harper @jverchwrites @elicranor @Lou_Berney Thanks for the exquisite writing!

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Is this thing still on?

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@NickySilv Maybe there’s a mail-in rebate or something.

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@NickySilv Did you get some gold flakes dusted on top of the latte foam?

[Gale Hansen he/him 💜=🤍=❤️ @Montagsdayjob]

If you love

HOOSIERS and DANGEROUS MINDS

you’ll love

THE BELFAST BLAZERS

(based on a true story)

in the spirit of my mantra of Peace, Love, and Understanding…

Link to script:
https://t.co/t1Xbm3tCp5

https://t.co/rhwatabaQs

@fullcourtpeace
@ThumbleNiz
@theJasperGrey

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@PNWScribe @NickySilv I guess my next script practically writes itself.

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Got the kindergartner a book light for her birthday. She may never sleep again.

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I’m trying to learn to use a sewing machine and have come to the realization that:

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@Katiew552 Working on backup career options

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Did I get any writing done this weekend? Nope! But I did make this peacock cake for my kindergartener’s sixth birthday.

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@Curtis9980

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@Curtis9980 Sorry, I accumulated everyone’s rejections for the rest of week.

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@theJasperGrey @thevendettagrp @vendetta_agency @LAWeekly

[Eli Cranor @elicranor]

DKT going for less than the price of a gallon of gas over on the amazon

https://t.co/JQoDs1hno3

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@NoahHarald Happy birthday!

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@TheZakW

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Kindergartner hops in the car after school and the first words out of her mouth are: “What’s a BJ?”

ME: 😳 Uh…what?

HER: A BJ. What is it?

ME: Um…

HER: Our teacher said that Zoe is a BJ cause she always picks the music.

ME: Oh, a *DJ*!

(Crisis averted for now!)

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@heWIZARD