Ben Wickell

Grown-ass man who plays with yo-yos and kendamas. Locksport noob. Three years clean.
All I wanna be is a fairly good dude.

[Ben Wickell @benwickell]

A tale in three acts:

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

We did it.

We FREED ADNAN!

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

About Plymouth rock and climate change;

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🚨 https://t.co/VsCwKvnVsR

[Ben Wickell @benwickell]

For the first time in my life, I know for sure I'm doing the right thing, and living the best life I can. The future looks very bright.

[Matt Davies @MatttDavies]

Tornado Ally https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Our mentions have been full of requests echoing the thinking in this @TheSunChronicle editorial, a proposition which is both shortsighted and counter productive. So here's a 🧵...
https://t.co/mbAQ8ZyzCG

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 😏 https://t.co/BedLmij9lM

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

'look, that might be a fair price, I just don't know. Mind if I call a buddy of mine?'

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Uvalde cops didn’t try to stop the shooter, did try to stop parents, lied, lied again, disrespected the community, tried to blame teachers, and are now working with a biker gang. All while getting 40% of the town’s money. If you still have faith in police, I don’t understand how.

[WilliamOsman @WilliamOsman]

To all the haters who said I shouldn't build an x-ray machine in my garage

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

WELL REGULATED
If you’re going to jerk off to the 2nd Amendment how about read the damn thing first

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

No thanks. We don’t condone the indoctrination of children.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

SCOTUS rules this morning that Boston discriminated against a Christian group b/c the city wouldn’t let it fly its flag outside of city hall. Looking forward to the arguments on why the Wiccan & Satanist groups who now have the apparent right to do this shouldn’t be permitted to.

[Ben Wickell @benwickell]

Today I woke up from a dream where there was an announcer on the TV shouting, "It's not just brown, it's green! Brown stuff doesn't get any greener than this!" So y'know, advertisers of the future should take note.