Ben W!ers

I’m over 6 feet tall, what more do you people want?(He/him)

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@RyanCohen24 This is unrelated but trading for Arraez was a huge mistake, right?

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@973TheFanSD chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off—chase that slider off…

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@NeverNotFunny Let’s take a trip around the monopoly board together!

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@VicLope54182605 @MartyCaswell @SportingTrib Manny conceded the division when he played like total ass for 2 months.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@WarriorPoet3229 There is nothing wrong with embracing reality. The season’s not over, but for anything really cool to happen with this team it’s going to require a lot of really good luck.

If a miracle happens, let’s appreciate it for the miracle that it would be.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@RyanCohen24 @EthanM_SD Manny and Tatis both need at least a week off. Posting is meaningless when you only have warning track power. They are both clearly trying to play through injuries, we have enough capable subs, what are we doing?

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@55boltz55 @annieheilbrunn He needs a week/fortnight off. He always tries to play through injuries when he should sit. He’s too old to make that work now.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@Padres I hereby announce that I will be holding out from answering this question, as is permitted in my contract.

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@thestevenwoods It kinda seems like we should’ve let a position player pitch on Sunday. If nothing else, seeing Jake on the mound could’ve brought some joy to an otherwise miserable holiday weekend.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@RumorsandRants Thank god we didn’t let Jake throw an inning or two yesterday. It would have been one of the more fun moments of the season and saved the bullpen for a game that matters.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@WelshFriar I saw a 2-2 tie in the 5th between Houston and Houston on there.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@SilverHawk05 She is an adult

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@aedmondstv Don’t feel great about all these deep fly balls from Suarez

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@sdutSanders As Fernando's role model, did Manny teach Tatis that it's necessary to always post, even when you're too injured to be worth a damn?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

What?

[Vulture @vulture]

Not sure who the Costco Guys are? You get a DOOM! Here’s everything you need to know about A.J., Big Justice, and the Rizzler as they made their AEW debut last weekend, where Big Boom A.J.’s wrestling origins came in handy. https://t.co/ubc00KoChN

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@ppresq @PamKeithFL What about annihilating Palestinians is good for America?

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@roywoodjr @MLBNetwork @adnansvirk @mariabamfoo If only…

[Ben W!ers @benwiers]

@roywoodjr @MLBNetwork @adnansvirk @mariabamfoo I also have to work, I’ll catch the highlights when I can.