Ben Wollacott

23. Often jet lagged.

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@Dominos_UK It's been over an hour since the app told me the driver was outside. It is apparent my delivery is NOT coming and I'm really annoyed because I've lost an hour of my party going on a wild goose chase to find the driver. I want a refund and compensation, pronto.

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@ElliottPHawkes I won't wanna open my eyes once I've switched my light off! 😨

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

I haven't tweeted in a while #tweet

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Here's to a healthier life! #stoptober

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

Grindr free for 3 days #yes

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@megamouth_88 that's something to make me smile then :) yaaaay

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@megamouth_88 really? Yay :)

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@AdamCrawford90 Aw sorry to hear that pal. You'd have kicked yourself for not trying it out though :)

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@AdamCrawford90 I was on the Riga!

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

Gonna spend the day washing and ironing. When did I become so BORING? #adultlife

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

Oh look, another snapback. #twat

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@SlamDunc888 Glad you liked it haha

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@shakeylegsam @craigosaunders let's get him involved

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

@johnnyscotty I haven't met anyone that's managed to catch my attention for long enough

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

Hash tag selfie #toilets

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It's been two years since I was in a relationship... #gonnamarrymyiphoneinstead

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

Wanna go town tonight!

[Ben Wollacott @benwollacott]

I thought people had grown out of using the word reem #sigh

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Anyone on here believe in Astral Projection?

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@ChrisjSparrow :)