Ben Meredith

Filmmaker/Writer. Music/animal/space lover. Welcome to my bad jokes dump.

[Ben Meredith @benwriteshome]

“Twice upon a time…” yeah. Yeah. That’s DOUBLE the story. You can have that one.
I accept Venmo and PayPal.

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@wumother @futureKid ❤️❤️❤️.

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There are actually Eight Deadly Sins. People in Starbucks that stand right at the mobile order station waiting for their drink.
Why you boxing me out? This ain’t no basketball game give me a clear path to my poison damnit.

[Ben Meredith @benwriteshome]

My therapist complimented my mustache today.
If that is not a “breakthrough” then I don’t know what the f*ck is.

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Today’s morning question: gardeners or foley artists?

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@LeeDoesStuff From my numerous friends who have had it, it’s been different for all of them. Some a full on cold, some just feeling tired and off. If you’re worried I’d try to find a test or get a rapid somewhere. Love ya!

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@deathoftheparty Well said and thank you for sharing. Your art has changed my life. Forever in support.

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I finally had my first therapy session today and I totally understand why people do it.
It’s a pretty stable job and it can pay very well.

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@futureKid lol exactly. When people say this I’m like “OOOO YEAH?! Have I got some music for YOU!” Haha.

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My shoes don’t have buckles so I guess after “1, 2” I’m just f*cked.

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@Eazee I haven’t personally but like…all?…my friends have? Haha. And I don’t think any of them were told whether it was omicron or not they just assumed.

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My New Years resolution is 4096x2160.

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@futureKid It’s out there. It must be.

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@futureKid I just added them all up. 354 minutes. 6 hours and then…the rest of the year.

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@XXL Vince and Freddie holy sh*t yes.

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@bestestname This was my exact shower thought two days ago.

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The CDC recommends that episode of Friends where Ross wears leather pants.

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My New Years resolution is to stay up until 12:01AM.

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@futureKid I am very Tom Cruise running gifs.

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Covid needs to stop dropping these new mixtapes they’re all trash.

[Ben Meredith @benwriteshome]

Read all the research. PERSONAL doctor friends and expertise. Every rabbit hole you could think of.

The truth is…

Chipotle is just “ok.” Like sometimes it’s the only thing you want but other times it’s just gross. It has no in between.

Also Covid f*cking sucksssss.