Ben

Winner of Most Obnoxious 29-Year-Old award.

I won a screaming contest once, surprising none of my friends.

[Ben @BenWunsch]

@nicole__mello The same bliss I feel when I see a frog on a lily pad.

[Ben @BenWunsch]

Do the players in the world cup do anything but fall down?

[Fire Lord 🔥 @ApollosGodlyAss]

"Drug addicts are using tax dollars to buy junk food" don't talk about my friends like that

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"Uhhh. Oh! @nicole__mello. Famously gay."

We were listing all the people from my/our class who are queer, for context.

[Ben @BenWunsch]

man, shut the fuck up

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@hellomrreaper Diner Dash inspired One Piece game?? In 2026??

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The most unrealistic thing about Project Hail Mary is all the governments taking am Environmental Doomsday that seriously

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"What the hell is that bird? It sounds like a cat. I'll google it."

I love the people who name birds

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@mstiefvater Depends. Was author getting 8 hours of sleep before anyway?

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Is this a safe place to say I don't care for the interrobang at all and hope it never becomes commonly used

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Guys sometimes the wordle being hard isn't because the word isn't a real word. It's because you don't know words.

[Ben @BenWunsch]

@nicole__mello They're nerfing you with ailments

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@nicole__mello It's a habit I picked up in college

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@denimchickem I was there in the trenches same as you 😔

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@nicole__mello Young, dumb, fall for fun or whatever they be saying

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@nicole__mello OOTD posts again? Take that depression

[Ben @BenWunsch]

He's wrong, but he's being so hilarious about it that I've decided to be on his side.