Ben Wyman

storming barns and buckling swashes.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Seeing that Father John Misty albums are scheduled and Kendrick drops albums out of the blue, I think we need to consider the idea that Kendrick hates this guy more than he hates Drake.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Fun fact: Kendrick Lamar and Father John Misty have dropped albums on the same schedule for over a decade: 2012, 2015, 2017, 2022, and now today.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

I’m losing it.

[Daniel Donabedian @danield1214]

A young Celtics fan went viral in the last 24 hours after Jaylen Brown, his favorite player, got traded.

Brown already responded:

“We will always be friends”

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

He’s been my favorite player for years, I have defended him at every turn, and I am not about to stop now. Thank you for everything, Jaylen. We’ll miss you.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Legitimately lost sleep last night because of the Jaylen Brown trade.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Lakers building the whitest team the league has seen since Sweetwater Clifton.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent F/C Sandro Mamukelashvili has agreed to a four-year, $52 million deal to sign with Los Angeles Lakers, with a player option for the fourth season, sources tell ESPN. Big fully guaranteed deal for George Roussakis and Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Did not think that Tom Gugliotta would be involved. https://t.co/0CVziBaQbV #NBA #82and0

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Been combined as what now

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

I’m aware enough of Olympic event swapping to know that this headline can’t possibly be correct, it is way too late in the game for this.

You can’t tell until you click on the article, but they mean “in modern pentathlon.” They aren’t just getting rid of all horse events.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

SEE

[Vera Bergengruen @VeraMBergen]

Say what you will, RFK Jr. has been remarkably on brand since childhood

(That’s him showing his uncle a salamander in a jar in the Oval Office in 1961)

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

I think we might be overlooking that he may be some sort of critter god and that’s why this keeps happening.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Currently listening to the 10 year playlist it made for me, which is a little tricky because about a third of it is Christmas music, so it’s difficult to find a groove.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

The fact that this ended up being a non-humiliating result, the odds of that had to be like 30 to 1.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

@realLeeDeMarco @desmondatlantic @StoolGreenie Okay, this is kind of what I mean.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

The full version of the Gener8ion “Storm” video is my favorite film of the year. https://t.co/XAndVwWyu7

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I agree with the New York Post that a fella should get a stable starting quarterback position in the NFL before he settles down for good.

[New York Post @nypost]

JJ McCarthy gets married with questions surrounding NFL future https://t.co/KdrEqoOOSy

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Shout out to my wife @thesquirrelswin, who on our anniversary trip:
- bought authentic sourdough from Boudin Bakery in San Fran
- picked out fresh produce from a California roadside stand
- bought meat from a local deli

And then we ate at the most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

All of this is wonderful but it peaks during her war with the PR head of Red Lobster.

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

I was going to say “I had so much fun reporting this story!” but actually I think I was stressed out the whole time, sprinting in a blind panic, trying to figure out why the hell I pitched this. I think that comes across in the text. Hope you enjoy! https://t.co/6IOIejQjme

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Yesterday I ate at my very first restaurant-motel-tire chain store.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[Ben Wyman @benwyman]

Lemme grab a map for you guys real quick.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Timberwolves or Grizzlies are expected to move to the Eastern Conference if the NBA approves expansion teams in Las Vegas and Seattle, per @ShamsCharania