zachary blampied

london creative

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

"project manager"

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

when i was 12 there was all this talk about finding yourself and teachers would always be like "you guys are just now learning yourselves" i was seriously confused what theyre on about. i think they meant like you're now self aware and sentient and are defining your self identity

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

i could accept if i was 5'6 being 5'9 would piss me off

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@zermxx got tired of that gimmick quick. their heart wasnt even it by the end of it

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

idk how niggas do it. imagine coming home after a tiring day and you have to hop on here and pretend nine vicious fire

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

my whole life lead me to this

[yoaquim @yqboom]

your job should only ever be to find the best way to be unemployed and still make money, there is no other purpose in life.

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

free as a white abolitionist

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@coaltweet you love to see it

[MFR Incel @Midfaceincel]

-Oneitis blocked me
-Rated 3.5 by FaceIQ
-Surgeon raised my trimax price to $28,000
-Mom took passport away due to finding about surgery
-Fakecel allegations
-Put in a evisceration thread
-Bloated

Keep it pushing never get up

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@LovePassant theyre agressive as shit in the taiwan strait and south china sea though

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@BasilianThought on Allah i hate that shit

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@lizisamused women are literally just lazy when it comes to sex

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

retirement homes are funeral waiting lobbies. never seen a place more lifeless than when i stepped in one

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

My grandfather doesn’t believe in retirement homes. He says they’re too expensive and the food is bad. Instead, he’d rather check into a luxury hotel near the beach.

When we asked him about the cost, he said, “If I stay at a nursing home, it’s $200 a day and no one visits. If I stay at this hotel, it’s $100 a day. I get room service, a pool, and my grandkids visit me every weekend because they want to go to the beach. Plus, if I die in the lobby, the hotel manager will actually be upset.”

At the nursing home, they just call it ‘Tuesday’.

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@yzyupdates a scared man

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@holisticgrenade non sequitor niger

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

im driving and this teenage girl was on the street cleaning glass she broke up and i drove through it while it was still laying there and got a flat tire sweet as

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

most girls' standards are totally random or adhoc its not even consistent to where you should be able to say something like this although this person may be able to

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

I don’t even like the men my friends DO pick. 99% of the time if you can���t get her, you won’t get any of her friends either.

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

my cortisol doesnt even spike in stressful situations my brain isnt normal

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

@mabushii_yami all of it

[zachary blampied @benx7p]

white parents are always saying "we just want you to be happy"