Benjamin

Interstellar Overdrive

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Too good

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

@BBCNews leads with world’s oldest man celebrates his birthday today - ALSO, oh yeah also the world’s oldest women shares it with him... Why not lead the story with world’s oldest 2x people miraculously celebrate their birthdays on the same day?

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

This is how it ends, Santa. Just washed up drunk, overworked and undervalued outside of a charity shop face down in a booster seat. #brexmas

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Cheers 2016 #WhatWouldntZappaDo #GinBags

[Bike EXIF @BikeEXIF]

All I want for Christmas is this Lego BMW R60/2 https://t.co/rE7BJhitVF #lego

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Quite possibly the best thing that I have ever seen. #WANTWANTWANT #TravisBean #TravisBeanDesigns https://t.co/xu6LCXt7kS

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

If anyone can be president, then I can make lampshades out of cardboard boxes. Let's see which burns out first... #TopTrumps #BurningIdea

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Happy birthday Pablo Picasso, Lara Croft, - and to a lesser extent - Katy Perry 🎈. #itsmybirthdayandillshareifiwantto

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

True that... https://t.co/tk1BMEtnwt

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I'm so sick of hearing about trump I actually miss that fucking pokemon game

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Rare tub of original pre-Brexit Marmite for sale. Seal intact. Willing to entertain sensible offers...

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

This is the coolest rig I've ever seen - I've seen a few... https://t.co/jx4CjkGygy #LandRover #SeriesIII #JADORE

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

So excited for the next round of the Presidential Pageant #topTrumps #hilarity

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Napoleon Lolpoleon

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

59DC, a fire, and me. #danelectro #hat

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

The R80G/S (aka, Goose) lives again after a five year rest #bmwmotorrad #airhead

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

@LondonWaterloo why must I hand over 30 pence to use the loo when I only want to spend a penny? Is a rail ticket alone not enough?

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

It's incredibly difficult not to put all of your eggs in to one basket when you only have one egg. 🐣 #eggsofwisdom

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

"Giving up smoking seems like a good idea."

Me: "everything seems like a good idea when I view it from any perspective other than my own."

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

The venerable 1981 R80G/S nearly there! #Airhead #dakar

[Benjamin @benxpenny]

Lovely view out over Piemonte from La Morra yesterday. #ciaofornow