Ben Zebrowski

depaul 24’

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

why the hell is there a “senior” discount for literally anything? makes zero sense at all. completely outdated. an under 30 discount would be lovely. we got zero bread. zero motion. zero savings. only thing we got is microplastics, debt, and a screen addiction. thanks government!

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@Costco jean shorts for women but not men…it’s 2026; get with it bro. need those jorts #old #head #oldhead

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

airports need designated changing rooms. i’m out here changing my sweaty ass in the handicap bathroom like bruh commonnnn 😂😂😂

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

since when did water bottles become so over engineered? 2026 prediction, owala's out, minimalist water bottles in

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the public library full of grinders ngl. ain’t no WeWork bullshit. keeping overhead low. free wifi. free electricity. love the thought process. endless knowledge at your disposal. you know what they say. knowledge is power. room full of powerful people. fuckin love it. fire me up

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

the masculine urge to sand my wooden table and give it a rebirth

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olivia dean is just so classy i kinda love it i love it

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

olivia dean is so refreshing. i’m sick of the hyper sexualized girl pop sabrina carpenters of the world

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

gonna need me a crib with a courtyard and a circular dinner table for real

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

why am i lowkey prison maxxing right now…i only work, read books, and workout.

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

we’re bringing sleepovers back. 2026. there’s no reason why the fellas can’t have a few extra disposable toothbrushes and an extra couch for ya boy. just to get a couple more hours with the boys. worth. gonna look back and be grateful. being young is the best shit man fuck it

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

2026 post grad life: work all day on medium screen in order to play on either really big wall screen or pocket sized screen.

we’re fucked 😂

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

this DJ epidemic has gotten outta hand fr. like bro it’s sunday morning, i don’t wanna hear fred again remixes at the local foxtrot.

Hour later, goin to watch football at a bar…fuckin DJ again. I want to hear football sounds.

Our world has become so damn trendy…

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

fireworks any time but 4th of july…corny. like what ya gonna do, celebrate a corporate retreat in march? stupiddddddd. outdated. that would have wowed the 1850s man but not me!!

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

chicken sandwich or ice cream what you takin…swear sugar ain’t good like that.

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

i don’t think i’ve ever uttered the statement “can i sit down, my head hurts”…unreal honestly. suck it up cream puff

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

even chicago cube boba fett needs his reels time

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

why do i remember my 8 best friends’ childhood home layout and design choices before a math equation? like is that how the brain works? interesting stuff

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

i’ve been getting a lot of backpack hate on my IG reels lately, mfs can’t keep objects in a receptacle without bein judged…can’t do shit these days 🤣🤣 like i don’t rock a backpack because i think it’s stylish…just need a way to carry things. gimme a break!!!

[Ben Zebrowski @benzebrowski]

here youth of america! eat straight sugar with zero nutritional value & negative health benefits for breakfast…everyday!