Benzi

optimistic nihilism and sustainable hedonism 🌿 free your mind and your ass will follow

[Benzi @benzinow]

Enter to win the Citrus Lover Sweepstakes from Sumo Citrus, where they celebrate all things citrus! https://t.co/XzJQFDljBy

[Benzi @benzinow]

#RenewRaisedByWolves @AppleTV @netflix @AmazonStudios @STARZ @Showtime @peacockTV ❤️🐺💥

[Benzi @benzinow]

The new Batman is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. High camp. I love Paul Dano 💜

[Benzi @benzinow]

@Robert_Mischief What do you mean by open?

[Benzi @benzinow]

I've been listening to Oliver Burkeman's audiobook Time Management for Mortals all day and really enjoying it 💜

[Benzi @benzinow]

I prefer warm temperatures

[Benzi @benzinow]

Today was perfect 🥰

[Benzi @benzinow]

Trying not to destroy my life so I'll just destroy this empty box instead not nearly as satisfying though

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Benzi @benzinow]

If I keep practicing #Duolingo on the toilet every morning will I have to take a shit every time I speak Spanish?

[Benzi @benzinow]

@ChrisRGun This is why I watched everything on double or triple speed

[Benzi @benzinow]

My fungal van is dead ⚰️

[Benzi @benzinow]

Why does it feel like posting anything negative is relatable but posting anything positive is corny?

[Benzi @benzinow]

years ago bought some very expensive embroidery software that was supposed to come with lifetime updates, they just changed the name of the software multiple times so really it came with no updates

[Benzi @benzinow]

Life is good though I'll take a broken van over most other problems I can imagine

[Benzi @benzinow]

My vans got a new gas leak problem if I calculated how much I've spent on repairs it's been like a $435/mo car payment 😱😱😱

[Benzi @benzinow]

You'd think non monogamy would make it easier to get over your exes but I can't get her out of my head

[Benzi @benzinow]

Just switch to a #oneplus phone and their digital well being limits made me feel safe enough to try downloading social media again. Excited to see how it works out.

[Benzi @benzinow]

Give me summer or give me death

[Benzi @benzinow]

Just cleaned out my google drive for the firs time ever, feels good. Also found a spreadsheet Simon shared with me years ago of goo graphic novels. Everything is precious.