Spence Williams

“History is written by the victors.” Winston Churchill “Revisionist History is written by the defeated.” [email protected] @beoduck.bsky.social

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

Unreconstructed hedonist, Studio 54 regular, and prominent name on the #EpsteinFiles tries to convince the saps at the National Prayer Breakfast that he is actually a Godly man. #ETTD

https://t.co/MXGq09nPzV

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

This is America. 🇺🇸

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

I ❤️ the @AP

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

Bringing sanity back to maps as told by @joshjohnson

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

Watching the Vice President and four former Presidents at Ground Zero observing a moment of silence. #911

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

Remember: Vote as if it’s the President’s name on the gas pump ⛽️
#ETTD

‘Pretend That I Am Running’: 7 Takeaways From the G.O.P. Midterm Convention https://t.co/q9NtFk1aeA

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

The best view of the Hudson is Redoubt 4. It's a nice post- game climb. https://t.co/vVxsUnNyq0

[Paul Rieckhoff🇺🇸🇺🇦 @PaulRieckhoff]

There’s nothing like Army football.

I’m spit on the new stadium changes since they’ll block part of iconic view of the Hudson. (But I’ll report back after my first game there).

Coach Monken is exceptional has built something special.

And there’s no team with more heart, more history, and more that’s bigger than football.

GO ARMY!🇺🇸🏈

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

In the 90s, an infantryman who didn’t go to Ranger School- like myself- was called a “tabless bitch.” Being called “no tab…” is an improvement.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Here’s what “tabs” look like…

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

What a pathetic dipshit.

Trump posted this to his Trash Social page.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Private Isabella Gonzales
First Lieutenant Tyler James Feehan
Captain Cody A. Khork
Sergeant 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens
Sergeant 1st Class Nicole M. Amor
Major Jeffrey O'Brien
Chief Warrant Officer 3 Robert Marzan
Maj. John 'Alex' Klinner
Captain Ariana Savino
Technical Sergeant Ashley Pruitt
Captain Seth Koval
Captain Curtis Angst
Master Sergeant Tyler Simmons
Commander Gabriel Edwards
Sergeant Angel S. Rampersad
Sergeant Michael Emmanuel Swinton
Sergeant Benjamin N. Pennington
Sergeant Declan J. Coady

They, their loved ones and the country they served deserve much better from their Commander-in-chief.

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

Yellow snow kills! https://t.co/4xK01j7oUy

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

⁦@Athletics⁩ Jack Perkins sweating through his shirt after sixty pitches in the bottom of the 2nd in 64* Seattle.

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

I thought the penny was no longer minted.

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

One year later and the goat still redeems the entire recording

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

hahahahaha

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

@11thhour “General” Barry McCaffery, Ali. Probably the sharpest officer I ever met and, even as a retired civilian, I would not think to call him “Barry.”

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Frankie Muniz walked away from one of the biggest sitcoms on television in 2006 to become a race car driver. It took him 20 years to win a race. Today at Road America he finally did, and he cried through the whole interview.

The path was brutal. He started in Champ Car Atlantic in 2007, ran three seasons, never finished better than fourth, and injuries ended the open-wheel dream. Then came the long wilderness. Drumming in a band, Dancing with the Stars, and a series of mini-strokes and concussions so severe he's said he remembers almost none of filming Malcolm in the Middle.

Most people would have stopped there. He had the money. Child stars who keep their earnings never need to prove anything to anyone again.

Instead he restarted at the bottom at 37, running stock cars against kids half his age. This year, at 40, he's racing 28 times across two different series while the Malcolm reboot brings him back to the role that made him famous.

The detail that gets me is from last weekend. He gave up his own truck seat so a teammate who failed to qualify could race. Seven days later he won his class by half a second and called it the end of two of the worst weeks of his life.

Child star stories usually end with the money gone. Muniz kept the money and spent 20 years of it chasing a win that finally came at 40.

[Spence Williams @beoduck]

The @Mariners have been on a two wins (or normal games) and a blowout tear.

@Brewers
0-22
7- 5
4- 7

@Cubs
6- 5
5- 4
2- 19

@Phillies
9- 2
4- 1
0- 6

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Trump has always hated @Rosie because Rosie O'Donnell always saw right through him.

This video is from @TheView in 2006 (over 20 years ago!).

[Barry R McCaffrey @mccaffreyr3]

In my judgement, the US Armed Forces have probably permanently lost access to 15 Persian Gulf bases. Iran now poised to control access the Gulf States. US will have to negotiate new access in western Saudi Arabia, Israel, southern Europe.