Sith Storm

Proud Geek, amateur everything, professional nothing...

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@WOW_WAY No. You are losing my business. I have already spoken with customer service and tech with no results. I have seen on outage reporting sites and message boards that this is persistent and widespread, tho WOW will not admit it. Nothing will change my mind.

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@ComplexSports @hulu Game 4 Pistons\Lakers '89.

Kareem, Magic, Worthy, Thomas, Dumars, Rodman.

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@JennyENicholson Where are all the CHILDREN?!

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@Timcast I think Tudor Dixon is the GOP candidate against Whitmer. Dixon has garnered the DeVos family's endorsement.

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@ZODIAC_MF TIL you're a low-rent skeezer if you buy your games at Target.

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@elonmusk "You're not a dish. You're a MAN!"

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@CosmonautMarcus @brian28896002 @AndradesConS @kaikot2 @_Nathan_Wayne_ @Coder_k24 *gods

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@CosmonautMarcus @brian28896002 @AndradesConS @kaikot2 @_Nathan_Wayne_ @Coder_k24 Goku attains a martial arts state that even god's struggle with, that has zero to do with Saiyan biology.

Sorry Naruto, believe it.

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@AsheSchow I took the white one.
Went to buy a used car and kicked the tires. Now I have cheese wheels.

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@senatorshoshana I prefer Cap'n Crotch.

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@AdamBaldwin Here's the excellent part about that:

I don't have to justify it.

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@_marcusturner_ @wandaswife33 https://t.co/gc8LcBdHPx.

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@neontaster Same energy.

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@futurama_frames "Scenic Detroit." I like to think in the year 3000, the Detroit Tourism Board is run by Coleman Young's head on Kwame Kilpatrick's robot body.

And Luke's Speeder? 😆

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@starwars I don't like puns. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

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@ZODIAC_MF Head shop bootleg merch:

R2D2 and Megatron smoking a blunt with Bender on a pot leaf background.

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@RubinReport Megatron.

Like former Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin 'Megatron' Johnson, or evil Decepticon leader?

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@neontaster Elon Musk buying Twitter has returned the world to a place where shoeless, shirtless people once again run amok at 7-11.

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@BillCorbett I, TOO MAY ENJOY THE CUCUMBER FOOD THAT HUMANS INGEST. I CONCUR THAT THE AESTHETIC OF CUCUMBER FOOD RECIPE IS ACCURATELY DESCRIBED AS 'APPETIZING.'