Beowulf The OG

Boasting was an integral part of Anglo-Saxon culture. This twitter account is dedicated to the beots of Beowulf— the most accomplished bragger of all time.

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

Me after every battle #thegreatest #alsobetterlookingthanbrad #alwayswinning #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

When you see Beowulf on the battlefield #youbetterrun #thegreatest #B*tchs

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

"Valiant and venturesome" doesn't even begin to describe my tremendous attributes. I am one sexy Geat! #YouWishYouWereMe #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

When all my men abandoned me, but I marched on and killed that dragon anyway... #iambeowulf #ENGL315 #oldmanbodywarriorheart #thathappened

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

But seriously, my story is SO epic even a creative genius like @JRRTolkien used it as his template. #iambeowulf #allothersfollowme #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@JRRTolkien I didn't get a Thank you card for Smaug... Did you address it to Valhalla?

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@justinbieber The days of my youth were filled with glory. Too bad you can't say the same. #isittoolatetosaysorry #boastingbeowulf #ENGL315

[Beowulf @BeowulfESQ]

Wtf was that?! I best sharpen my sword and polish my armor. #brb #Beowulf

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@Eminem I'm use to doing my boasting in the longhouses but give me a pint of mead and a mic and I'll show how a battle's really done

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@realDonaldTrump I was a great, respected King. I saved nations from horrific monsters. When you're ready, I'll gladly take over...#ENGL315

[Kanishk Tharoor @kanishktharoor]

Hi @BeowulfTrump, I fixed your campaign hat for you

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@HISTORY A show about Ragnar Lodbrok's life but not me-- the original greatest warrior king of all time?!
#fail #boastingbeowulf #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

Brains vs. Brawn? I don't know why that's even a debate...just be like me and master both. #debateover #iambeowulf #boastingbeowulf #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@TheRealLukevans I killed that dragon before you were a flutter in your mothers belly #boastingbeowulf #theogdragonslayer #ENGL315 #truth

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

Truth. Justice. Respect. Tradition. I, Beowulf, "was born to distinction." #boastingbeowulf #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@uaa_english I'm pretty much everything you or anyone has ever dreamed of. Follow and promote the number 1 Geat in the universe. #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

@afdtk you are a medievalist! Follow and promote the great Beowulf! It is the least you can do. #JustSaying #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

I pretty much rock everyone's world when I show up. One dude said he's never "seen a mightier man-at-arms on this earth." #I'mHot #ENGL315

[Beowulf The OG @beowulf_og]

Weekend plans: Drink mead, tell tales about my battles, crush some hearts, maybe slay a dragon or two.. #iambeowulf #bachlor4lyf #ENGL315