🍀Kara🍀

Philly fan, Bennington, Murderino, ⚽️ , coolest lesbian you know

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

Whaaaat! Now I have two goals. 😀 #loverunphilly #halfmarathon #PullingAChastain #daymade #USWNT #LoveTwitter #LikeMostOfTheTime

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@RepJeffries unite the party or step down. Do I need to write it on a ping pong paddle for you to understand?

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

Trump’s administration is “actually used my 📱 to make phone calls” bad. Called my Senators. You should too.

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@SenateGOP Trump tested you with the absurd, and you just relented. Ending democracy. Making yourself obsolete. Stuck it to the libs tho. You twits. #Hegsethconfirmed #Hegseth

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@sqlsrvragent Yeah, no one should hear an interpretation of WWJD in church. Especially when you sell bibles. Worst book club ever.

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

Now this is how you Christian❤️ #bishopmariannbudde

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

Only woke ppl wear jackets on Inauguration Day.

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@BenningtonShow @GailAaann Dubai chocolate is expensive but worth it. It’s a treat yo self dessert.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What do you dumbfucks think happens in women’s bathrooms?
You think we’d see someone’s penis?
Do you think we’re all just walking around in there with our vaginas hanging out?

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This is bullshit. If anyone deserves to be Transportation Secretary it’s Puck. Not only was he a bike messenger in San Francisco, but he was once hit by a car.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The sheep won’t get this joke.

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@BenningtonShow @GailAaann Done. Thanks!

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@GailAaann @BenningtonShow can y’all get on Blue Sky so I can get off this trash site?

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

saw that musical. didn’t care for it.

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

Cleansing Jake Elliott from all the evil

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

At this rate, Trump’s gonna put Diddy in charge of the oil reserves

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

REMEMBER: Since Donald Trump left the White House, insurrections have been down 100 percent.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Republicans are like America's appendix. They do nothing, but they can kill you.

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

We all want to feel like 2008 but 2016 won't let us

[🍀Kara🍀 @ber_kett]

@atrupar Not her would be my guess. Hence the glasses.