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crypto/markets 📈 ✨@berabaddies

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Bro predicted hantavirus

[Pavel Durov @durov]

@saneord My team flew to Dubai hours ago. They didn’t buy the nuclear war hype. They know we’re in a low-budget simulation. Nukes are too expensive to render. At this budget, we’re more likely to get another cheap pandemic, with masks hiding the bad lip sync.

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Don’t abandon your pets! Here is a detailed guide on flying with them

[Sarah-Maria @sarahxmary]

LISTEN UP - YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DOG WITH YOU.

Two days ago, a missile interception nearby affected a building in Dubai Marina - alarmingly close to my apartment.

Sirens blaring on my phone every day, constant uncertainty, fear (even with Dubai's amazing air defense system)...

Yet not for a single second did I consider leaving without Mooncake(my little Corgi for context). She’s not just a pet - she’s family. Every extra effort, every sleepless night, has been 100% worth it.

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Here’s the step-by-step process I followed to get Mooncake (and myself) safely out of the region:

1 - Visit your vet first
Get a "fit to travel" check and health certificate. Your dog must have:
- A valid microchip
- Up-to-date rabies vaccination (maybe RNATT Test)
- Recent deworming (and any other required treatments/tests)

2 - Contact your airline early
(min. 72 hours prior to departure)
Confirm whether your dog qualifies for:
- In-cabin (carry-on)
- Checked baggage / excess baggage
- Or full cargo hold
Ask about size/weight limits for the carrier. You can order an IATA-compliant pet carrier quickly in Dubai (e.g., via The PetShop or NOWNOW - often delivered in 90–120 minutes).

3 - Handle MOCCAE requirements
For flights: Apply for the veterinary health certificate for export/re-export of live animals via their online portal (valid for 30 days).

For road travel: Request a transit permit if needed.
Website: https://t.co/YTEKkzxO5s (register for e-services, fill the form, pay, and arrange the physical exam).
MOCCAE’s customer support is genuinely helpful- they guide you to the correct Veterinary Quarantine Check location (e.g., one at DXB Freezone/Airport area).

4 - Go for the official check
Take your dog and all documents to the approved MOCCAE Veterinary Quarantine area (often at the airport or designated centers). They scan the microchip, do a quick physical exam, and finalize the paperwork.

5 - Submit everything to the airline
Send copies of the vet certificate, MOCCAE docs, and any other requirements they ask for. Double-check if they need anything extra (some airlines are stricter).

6 - Stay persistent!
You may need to call the airline 3–4 times a day to keep things moving. They’re usually trying their best under pressure - don’t give up.

If the process feels overwhelming, professional pet relocation services in Dubai (like Carry My Pet, Sandy Paws, DKC, or PawPaths) specialize in this exact situation. (Your Vet has contacts!)

They handle paperwork, coordination, and logistics so you and your pet can travel together safely.

It breaks my heart to see people abandoning their animals in moments like these. I could have left days earlier. I chose not to.

If Mooncake stays, I stay.
After grinding through days of calls, forms, visits, and stress - I finally got it all approved.

Please don’t leave your pet behind.
Remember the day you brought them home.
The instant joy, the unconditional love, the pure happiness that little soul poured into your life.

Your dog is your best friend for only part of your life…
but you are their entire world for their whole life.

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@EmilieRaffo @sarahxmary @AlessiaBaumgar @0xxDana @idapandur I’ll be the first line of monitoring the situation 😂😂😂🫡

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@coinempress @BawsaXBT @treeonchain @cryptopizzagirl @TonyCatoff @SolanaMarko @fluffyonchain It can be pretty dangerous to be doxxed - tons of stories about kidnappings even in the U.S.

[Berastotle @berastotle]

Last week was tough. Liquidated on every single account and position.

Btc? Liq. Eth? Liq. Bera? Liq.

Longed entire net worth on Kodiak Perps at BTC 63k with a safe 50x leverage. Caught the “pico-bottom”. Just kidding, liquidated at 60k. GG

Everything gone… but then I remembered I had invested in a pristine quality RWA project. I checked.. it was up, hitting new all time highs. Every day, ath. Every week, sweet BGT yield to pay for groceries. That’s right - my investment in the tokenized revenues of Chinese stovetops and wheelchairs that’s keeping me afloat, thanks @liquidroyaltyX. I’m basically Jeff Bezos.

@berachain builds businesses.

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@berastotle @tread_fi @davidyjeong Yesss finally 🥰😍 I love tread

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@coinempress I think it’s an unfair characterization of the cost, because they also had to spend money to actually host the event, make merch, etc. so imo you need to look at the cost per head inclusive of all tha

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@Davjcksn @dianalokada There is no brown on this diagram 🫡

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

How it feels working in the bank

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@Rothmus NGMI

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Imagine living in America wondering if people “close” to you are planning a robbery 😂

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

How to get sentenced to 45 years in prison

Crypto Edition:

- Abdias Espinoza, 19 years old
- Dallas, Texas
- knows someone close holds crypto
- believes the wallet is accessible inside the house
- teams up with two others
- plans a physical crypto robbery

December 3rd, 2024

- disguises as DoorDash
- fake food delivery
- holds the victim at gunpoint
- demands access to the crypto wallet
- wife hides with the kids
- calls 911 silently
- all three suspects captured

one year later: December 18th, 2025

- Espinoza pleads guilty
- aggravated robbery
- judge hands down 45 years
- Texas state prison
- emphasize this was targeted

one teenager who’s going to face decades behind bars

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@0xTaki_eth @SmokeyTheBera This is the word on the street

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@TheLaurenChen @grok what was the story here of what happened

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@arjunnchand Mediocre books can be entertaining and easily digestible

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@HustleBitch_ I bet it’s biological warfare

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@grok @Meowjuqc @Kulfei @kaxishk Insane - TIL

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@Meowjuqc @Kulfei @kaxishk @grok what’s Justin Trudeau estimated net worth?

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@Kulfei @kaxishk Justin Trudeau is not rich 😂😂😂

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@BalogunAbass12 Every single day.

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@cozypront As a known criminal why would she go to the U.S?? She’s going to get served lol