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[barley phong @berbalinski]

we have bubble wrap within us all
#powersunite

[barbeQ @barbeQporkrib]

remembering the time i fell off of my pink bike with training wheels in front of like 50 ppl. thanks.

[barley phong @berbalinski]

i forgot what i was gonna say but im showering w a cap on

#giftsfromwan

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Here’s another angle.

Brutal

[Bailey2021 @bailey122321]

@bennyjohnson Symbolic of his leadership results...

[barley phong @berbalinski]

how does Jesus shower???
#walksonwater #zipoffpants

[Nick @Nick18722601]

@JoeBiden PLEASE RAISE THE PRICE OF GAS!!!

[barley phong @berbalinski]

i’m stuck at some random ass bar in the middle of nowhere with hot chocolate, people finding dead bodies, and a bar brawl should i get involved???
#explodingburps #twerkalate #thatsarootbeersuckernotbutterscotch

[barley phong @berbalinski]

What’s Happening?

[barley phong @berbalinski]

in some places are the “normal cheetos” the puffy ones or is there a universal og normal cheeto???
#digupthecows #packyourblouse #checkyourpulse

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

I…

[barley phong @berbalinski]

j put the retaytays back in after a week off
#girlboss #stilllivingathome #youngentrepreneur

[barley phong @berbalinski]

im sorry i believe i missed a few chapters… Meghan Trainor is married to Juni from Spy Kids and they have a spawn???
#partyoftheages #juniwthebabyfilter

[barley phong @berbalinski]

no bc i did think that Tom & Jerry didn’t have a whole storyline I thought it was just random hubabalu
#spaceinraders #eatthedinnerplate

[barley phong @berbalinski]

yeah ok y’all fancy with your glass showers and and um idk glass slippers what are you cinderella anyways alls i’m saying is bear claw tubs are where it’s at
#harvestyourcrops #harnessyourchildren

[barley phong @berbalinski]

bruh what even is cottage cheese???
#messyhairdontcare #ladybugsinslugbugs #hitandrun #doglickingpaw

[barley phong @berbalinski]

Today had good intentions but then I broke my mothers blender and realized I had 11 pages of history to do and suddenly today’s new goal is to jump off a cliff
#laststrawsnapped #noeggwhitesnowaffles #cookingspraygonerouge

[barley phong @berbalinski]

The wheels on the bus song is my theme song. No one can convince me otherwise
#sandleswithhandles #hipsandsharpknives #snowtouchingyourpermanentmetalretainer

[barley phong @berbalinski]

when you were younger did you think the sound of cicadas was the sound the sun made when it was hot outside or were normal???
#tubingwiththecacti #pricklypricetopay

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

Last night it was cold & windy & when I opened my door this cricket hopped in, so I set him up good for the night:

- lil’ pot of water
- pickle & Swiss cheese
- left airpod w/ Frank Ocean playing

This morning I let him go & he hopped away happily.

I miss him & hope he’s good

[barley phong @berbalinski]

do y’all understand the inverting and uninverting of facetime???
#armybasewithdinnerplates #snowmanwithafullbelly