Robert Berden

[Robert Berden @berds23]

@CalTwomey What was the deal done? @CalTwomey

[Robert Berden @berds23]

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[Robert Berden @berds23]

@HectPowles Well I would have been if I was a dorky 17 yo again.

[Robert Berden @berds23]

If I was in my teens in the tens I would kill it. It seems the more uncool you are, the cooler you are. Missed my prime.

[Robert Berden @berds23]

The clearest Indian Ocean water I’ve ever seen today, you could… https://t.co/W0BdwbVw5s

[Robert Berden @berds23]

@shayne_hope I went.

[Robert Berden @berds23]

An Australian National TEAM cheating??? Do we think we’re not good enough???
It’s dark day in Australia’s sporting history, this forever changes how we’re viewed on the international stage.
#AUSvsSA #embarrassing

[Robert Berden @berds23]

@abeavo24 #ABLock

[Robert Berden @berds23]

#TheMummy TV spot comes on.
Kai: "whats that about?"
Me: "it's a non fiction story of a mummy at the end of the day"
Kai: "looks realistic"

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Trying to get my son in the pool.
"Will you jump in if I do?"
"No"
"What will you do if I jump in?"
"Clap."
Outsmarted by a 4 year old.

[Robert Berden @berds23]

So when is Mal gonna replace Jules with Jen Hawkins? #wisemove #australia #trump

[Robert Berden @berds23]

What it feels like today #AFLTrades

[Robert Berden @berds23]

I love finding a great song, then play it over and over again until I hate it #life

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Richie, now you've made that decision, who's your choice between Trump and Clinton? Ummm... Trump #TheBachelorAU

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Gym mat @ the Olympics. Do a 1/2 pike, dble b/flip spin then shit dance moves. We get it, ur just catching ur breath. Just be still & breath

[Robert Berden @berds23]

When you're a parent and escape to the toilet for some alone time and then 30 mins later actually gotta go. Didn't you just go? #caught

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Kai got a book with his happy meal. He said "that's not cool".

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Geez, I love how Lindsay Thomas goes about it. Said no one ever. #aflpiesnorth

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Fi says "take your shoes off the rug!" What is this? An Asian household? I'm the Asian around here and I'll be determining how Asian we get!

[Robert Berden @berds23]

Getting sorted for tomorrow, need to get to bed for an early start. Just wasted 12 mins watching a YouTube video on life hacking locks #fml