Bergen Martin

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@katebarstool Check your thyroid!

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK. #Uvalde

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

If you haven’t seen Severance, go watch Severance. World-class sci-fi thriller, and one of the best shows I’ve seen in years.

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

My beautiful un media trained king

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

NSFW: Pennsylvania Pizza Place Accidentally Sends Out Ad With Enormous Sausage
https://t.co/kECRHABsBe

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@katebarstool @PardonMyTake RIP Wood

[xtine @abowlcut]

the pizza shop i worked at in high school is in a PR scandal for accidentally posting a latte art of a naked man in their valentine’s day sale ad

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@JohnnyFo85 @katebarstool Lol no buddy that’s cursive unless you’re being facetious

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@katebarstool Their apology on Fb🙈🙈🙈

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

This took me a minute but 😂

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@stoolpresidente hey man check out this ad for our local pizza shop in small town PA someone made a major printing error in the cappuccino..

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

https://t.co/M0I1WsrHTT

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@barstoolsports get my small town on the map- look what was printed in a community ad for our local pizza shop oopsie

[reproduce by budding @__flimflam]

a local pizza place made an…unfortunate mistake when printing out a brochure (look at the coffee)

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@__flimflam Make proats

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@__flimflam Is it dad

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Waiting to hear from the “guns don’t kill people, people driving red SUVs kill people” crowd as if somehow either scenario happens on a regular basis in any other country.

Places you can’t go safely:
Schools
Theaters
Malls
Concerts
Supermarkets
Massages
Parades

What’d I miss?

[Bergen Martin @bergennestler]

@pen15show @hulu @CaitlinMcCloy