Jess Vitalo (Berger)

Theatre, Mom, Wife, Sports-
fight for those with less privilege than you!

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I have an idea for you. Get a bunch of Dem donors to buy or lease or take over a small hospital. Plenty are close to going out of business.

Have it charge ONLY MEDICARE RATES. For everything. Be completely transparent with every penny you spend so everyone can see what it truly costs to run a small hospital.

See if you can make it work. See what services you can offer. Do not ask for any government subsidies. It has to operate at least to break even.

There are some hospitals that already do this. It wouldn’t be unique. If it works out, you can buy another one. Then another one. Till you have a network.

I’ll help where I can. And for those asking the inevitable, I have tried. As I posted earlier, they all ghosted me after learning how transparent I wanted to be.

[Auntie Ifa Charitie Hartsig 🌷⚖️🌵 @CharitieHartsig]

Calling Obama a “stupid son of a bitch” is the height of racism and envy. Obama graduated from Harvard Law with honors.

The president is disgusting.

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

Judge: “You are charged with breaking into City Hall at 2:13 a.m. How do you plead?”

Defendant: “Confused.”

Judge: “That’s not one of the options.”

Defendant: “Then not guilty.”

Judge: “Very well. Prosecutor?”

Prosecutor: “Your Honor, security footage clearly shows the defendant entering the building after hours.”

Defendant: “That’s true.”

Lawyer: “Please stop helping them.”

Judge: “You admit you entered the building?”

Defendant: “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Please stop.”

Judge: “Then why are you pleading not guilty?”

Defendant: “Because I was invited.”

Prosecutor: “By whom?”

Defendant: “The mayor.”

Judge: “The mayor invited you to City Hall at 2:13 in the morning?”

Defendant: “Indirectly.”

Lawyer: “We’re using that word very loosely.”

Judge: “Explain.”

Defendant: “The mayor posted online that citizens should participate more in local government.”

Prosecutor: “That is not an invitation.”

Defendant: “I participated.”

Judge: “At 2:13 a.m.?”

Defendant: “Civic engagement doesn’t sleep.”

Lawyer: “Please stop talking.”

Judge: “What exactly did you do after entering the building?”

Defendant: “I fixed the clock.”

Judge: “The clock?”

Prosecutor: “The large clock above the entrance.”

Judge: “The one that’s been broken for six months?”

Prosecutor: “Yes.”

Judge: “You repaired it?”

Defendant: “Someone had to.”

Lawyer: “Again, not helping.”

Judge: “Why not notify the city?”

Defendant: “I did.”

Judge: “And?”

Defendant: “Eight emails.”

Prosecutor: “We found those.”

Judge: “You ignored eight emails?”

Mayor: “In my defense, I ignore most emails.”

Judge: “Why is the mayor here?”

Mayor: “Curiosity.”

Defendant: “Also because he owes me twenty dollars.”

Judge: “What?”

Mayor: “The clock repair kit.”

Defendant: “I kept the receipt.”

Judge: “Let me understand this. You broke into City Hall to repair city property after the city ignored your complaints?”

Defendant: “Correct.”

Judge: “And the repair worked?”

Mayor: “Perfectly.”

Judge: “…”

Defendant: “Can I get my twenty dollars now?”

Mayor: “Can I pay after lunch?”

Judge: “All of you, out of my courtroom.”

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Leonardo da Vinci invented the self supporting bridge in the 1400s. Here’s how it works:

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

The New York City subway after a Knicks win "is one of the joys of being alive," John Turturro tells me. The actor has been a Knicks superfan since the 70s. "I'm in this city that no one ever looks at each other and everyone's talking to each other."

[Strummer @Strummer2323]

All of it.

[Jose Reyes @lamelaza_7]

Hey @OG_Anunoby,

Happy for your success. Proud that you’re a Mets fan.

The Mets and I would love to invite you to Citi Field to throw out a ceremonial first pitch.

All the best,

Jose Reyes ⚾️🗽

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.

Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.

MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

Musk is officially the world's first trillionaire. Per CNN, if he spent $1M per day it would take him more than 2,000 years to spend it all. There are literally starving children and people going bankrupt from medical bills in the United States.
We are a failed society.

[NBA @NBA]

“I’m just like the loudest fan.” 🎶

Tucked at the top of Madison Square Garden… Knicks organist Ray Castoldi has been providing the live arena soundtrack at @nyknicks home games since 1989. And now, for the third time, he gets to do so for the NBA Finals.

[Jess Vitalo (Berger) @bergerjess]

Brunson is the real deal. Quietly made me fall for bball again. Really inspiring guy.

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Jalen Brunson:

"Real quick, before we get started. Just want to say, my thoughts and prayers are with a friend of mine I got to meet and talk to last week: Jonathan from North Carolina, from the Make-a-Wish Foundation and the Garden of Dreams Foundation. He had a heart condition, and it was asked of me to kind of reach out to him and take a video. Something in my mind told me to get on FaceTime, chat with him. I got the pleasure to do so, it was a quick call but it was well worth it. I just want to say my thoughts and prayers for his family. I just found out some news about him today. May God rest his soul."

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

According to a new report released today by the Miami New Times, Trump threw and funded underage sex parties at his Palm Beach golf course.

The president was made aware of the pending publication 2 days ago.

Maybe now you understand why we struck Iran last night.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Dan Bartels @DanBartels2]

Happy 43rd Birthday, José Reyes!

[liel leibovitz @liel]

Me, to my son, after the game: “See? This is why sports are so great. Never lose hope!”

(Thinking for a second)

“Unless it’s the Mets. Then you should lose hope right away.”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing top referees from Africa are not allowed to enter the US but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free

[Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs]

Best thing we do every year.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There’s more evidence of Trump being a child rapist than there is evidence of voter fraud.