"If I die then I need you to destroy my porn collection" is weak. Absolute cowardice.
If I die then I want you to gather everyone that knows me and jack off to my porn collection while saying stuff like "there's some good stuff in here" and "that ones kinda fucked up though."
I have made a compilation of all heaven’s departments and its managers. They are all integral parts of heaven’s order and are given some tremendous power to maintain it (1/2)