clai®e

at the corner of happy and unhealthy

[flaca @saymarshaae]

lmao i love hearing “you wanna come with me” like duhhhhhhhhhhh

[Senju Marco @Groovy_Em]

When I see the homie using a straw.

[Not Bill Nye @ThatBillNyeTho]

Damn gurl, are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you lookin right.

[clai®e @bergs02]

Update on that last tweet from 2017 vvv I got the dog anyway & she’s amazing lmfaoooo

[clai®e @bergs02]

Both of my parents suggested no to adopting the dog buttttt my maternal instincts are tingling and I'm normally super impulsive 🙃🙃

[clai®e @bergs02]

When u wanna adopt another dog and your mom says no but u live on ur own so fuck it but she's also probably right 😔😠

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

#ParksandRec

[ant @antmann09]

People outside TX dunno bout the garage fridge https://t.co/OgD1QDMC4q

[clai®e @bergs02]

@OliviaCarrender I have made guac several times since then and haven't injured any more limbs though so thats a plus 😂

[clai®e @bergs02]

Why do apt complexes never have their shit together ???????

[clai®e @bergs02]

@OliviaCarrender Lmao its been a year and it still hurts :(

[KRIS 6 News @KRIS6News]

At least 90 hospitalized during Chance the Rapper concert, many for excessive drinking https://t.co/liVVu5Tefo

[Scientific American @sciam]

Cities around the world are getting hotter as the planet warms, and the consequences can be deadly. https://t.co/Ws3j0oxz98

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

Darkness falls across the land… Here is the first trailer for #StrangerThings2.

[clai®e @bergs02]

Sometimes I just don't understand

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

“Well, it’s roughly the size of a two-year-old child, if the child were liquified.” #ParksandRec #Sweetums #NationalJunkFoodDay

[DE$ @QUEENDESONYA]

LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/GogkaQlZZo