Alec Bergeson

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

100 acres of pizza are consumed everyday in America. 99 of those acres are consumed by sorority girls

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

AA response on delaying one flight 8 hours and cancelling the next flight. 2500 airline miles. What a complete joke and slap to the face of their customer base. I wouldn’t recommend to anyone flying them again if you value your time. @AmericanAir @SouthwestAir is much better.

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

@AmericanAir thanks for the lack of help with getting us on our connecting flight. Missed it by 8 minutes. Wouldn’t make an announcement to try and get us off first or have the connecting flight wait. I guess the no hassle rebooking option for an 8 hour layover is sufficient.

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

The kind of sportsmanship I can get behind.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

is this weezer

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

I must have an aura about me today at the gym. Everybody wants to work out next to my smelly self.

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

We all need a hype man like Terry Bradshaw.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jimmy Johnson finding out he’s going to the Hall of Fame on live television is tremendous

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

The best thing out of the chiefs game today.

[Tyler Simpson @TylerSimpson__]

When the Chiefs were down 21-0, I went ahead and took a screenshot of a bunch of tweets signaling the end of the season, enjoy the vid.

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

@codybtapp So he’s gonna lose by less than 7 today?

[Franchise PG Javon Small @psa2rpa]

The NFL freaks out about Myles Garrett swinging a helmet that yes, is 8 pounds, but let Jadeveon Clowney throw the full force of his body weight AND the helmet into Carson Wentz as he crashes into the ground — that's no big deal, apparently

[PragerU @prageru]

Nearly 200 people have reportedly been arrested for starting disastrous fires in Australia.

But for celebrities, "CLIMATE CHANGE" is a far more useful narrative. 🤦‍♂️

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

@MrBeastYT @SportsCenter I want to send you, @MrBeastYT a $1000 in scratchers too. But I can’t afford it. It’s the thought that counts though.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

DAVE is coming

[Dani @danyellsloudly]

I haven’t asked @NASA for a job in awhile, but I just want you guys to know I’m still absolutely interested

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

@DocRoss7 @eeeasycheeesy @ParisVAdrian

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

All for the 🐨 and 🦘. A fundraiser I can really get behind.

[This Matters @thismatters_uk]

She's raised a staggering amount of money, but this hasn't stopped people from criticising her fundraising method #AustraliaFires https://t.co/DI1896PEkn

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

Dead went full savage. 😂

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Here is the full @rickygervais Golden Globes open. Hot fire & hysterical, enjoy:

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

@DexOnTheBeach That’s what we like to see!

[Alec Bergeson @Bergs__]

The god damn Vikings ruined some wild parlays.